me at work today:
kid driving BMW (in best keanu reeves voice): uhhhhh, the ATM says out of service. what does that mean?
me: it means its out of service
kdBMW: oh so can i use it?
me: no, its out of service.
sometimes im amazed at my own patience.
so there is this new girl working there. shes real purdy, and nice, and well......
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You will totally have to visit when you come over.
That entry was about dudes who avoid the last talk. If you decide you do not want to fuck me anymore, just tell me. I can take it.
Thanks for the avatar love. I like that pic. I look innocent.
I just changed that stat today. I am totally that girl. I got rhythm, i got the jack, there's a whole lot of me, i could knock you out with these american thighs, and i touch too much.
Go ahead: Inject the venom.....i can take it.
She said she'd never been
Never been touched before
She said she'd never been
This far before
She said she'd never liked
To be excited
She said she'd always had
Had to fight it