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I'm pretty sloshed right now and I may regret this later, but I want to get it off my chest. I have a huge platonic crush on windowsill, like creepily huge. She is awesome and adorable and awesome and I want to live in an old/tree house with her, and go on adventures, collect treasures (knickknacks) and attend noise shows. (I typed almost that whole last sentence with my eyes closed which is strange because I'm not sure how I managed to learn the keyboard subconsciously.) I feel like we are kindred spirits. Unfortunately she lives (according to Google Maps,) a month's bike ride/37 day's walk/3 days car ride from me. Apparently Google Maps is no longer willing to give me bike directions to Vancouver, though it will give me walking directions.

I'm tired of the DC metropolitan area and the "south" in general. I don't intend on staying here after I graduate. I'll probably move to New Jersey, Pennsylvania, or Canada. I think it would be fun to live in a different country for a bit and it would (probably) help me learn the metric system which is pretty useful outside of the US/UK/Ireland.

Wouldn't know. Math is for ugly people. I need more cider.

Anyhow, I feel like basically none of you really know anything about me besides allieshamallie and Frost. So I would like to invite you to ask me questions. Any question, no matter how ridiculous/vulgar... and before you ask, my favorite Pokemanz is by far Snorlax. I once had a badass level 100 Snorlax but then my cartridge stopped saving because the battery died.

This is a picture of me taken and edited by my friend Samone. ILYKBYE.