How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
arwen11:
Lol I could not answer one of those questions...however if you find out let me know! 