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Wednesday Mar 11, 2009

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Welcome to my imagination.

I'm on Relaxation Massage Island where all the massage therapists are heterosexual males and give the best full body massages... And don't expect me to give oral in return. Oh, and there's ferry that'll take me over to Chocolate Island when I'm tired of being pampered.

That would be sweeeet. What's your imagination island?
kingskottie:
YO GA!
Mar 11, 2009
onenerdykid:
My imagination island involves the following:

-giving full body massages, followed by giving oral
-drinking Jagermeister out of a fancy martini glass
-breaking out into a Top Gun style volleyball game on the beach against Marisa Miller and her friends
-back to the first part.

There's probably more I can come up with, but not at this hour, on a Wednesday night. Good thoughts though, fer shure wink
Mar 11, 2009

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