I was intoxicated for the first time this weekend. How exciting.
It did not last long and I'm sure I wasn't so far gone I couldn't walk a straight line. After a few drinks, I was feeling silly and spontaneous. I was even caught laying on the kitchen floor confessing my love to a York Peppermint Patty (my fav). Mmmmmm, minty.
Shortly after, I realized that those around me were becoming increasing, uh, drunk. Being the only one of sound mind, I quickly shoved the patty in my mouth with some cauliflower (what a combination) and was magically brought back to reality (someone's gotta do it).
I now have no desire to ever drink again. I just don't see the point.
On a lighter note, my cousin is pregnant so I am making their tax deduction a personalized baby blanket. I'll post pics when it's finished. Kisses.
It did not last long and I'm sure I wasn't so far gone I couldn't walk a straight line. After a few drinks, I was feeling silly and spontaneous. I was even caught laying on the kitchen floor confessing my love to a York Peppermint Patty (my fav). Mmmmmm, minty.
Shortly after, I realized that those around me were becoming increasing, uh, drunk. Being the only one of sound mind, I quickly shoved the patty in my mouth with some cauliflower (what a combination) and was magically brought back to reality (someone's gotta do it).
I now have no desire to ever drink again. I just don't see the point.
On a lighter note, my cousin is pregnant so I am making their tax deduction a personalized baby blanket. I'll post pics when it's finished. Kisses.
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do you make a bad ass betty crocker?
i think tings'll turn out all right
who knows? if things go really bad it may be the thing that sets me free of the chains that bind, give me a chance to go check out the world.
and if things do work out it's certainly taught me a few things.
love cookies loves da cookies
can i have macadamia nuts in em?