dropdeadred

Why is it that my computer waits until I'm on the last word of my journal entry to boot me off?
Found my Mom a birthday gift on south street in Phili. It's a glass and metal fairy. Also got her a highly inppropriate card featuring a picture of an old farmer hiding nervously in a barn. He's wearing a flowered dress, so is the cow, and another dress is hanging by the barn door. An old lady is peering into the barn saying "Hon, dinner's ready. Hey what's this muumuu here and this muumuu there?" The caption reads "Old MacDonald had a fetish." I thought it was hysterical.
Work was insane last night. This woman kept calling from a blocked line asking for the same room over and over. She would as things like "Is he up there alone? what's the room number? does he have more than one room" He eventually called down and started telling me off for connecting her because according to him she is his stalker. I told him if he knew he had a stalker why didn't he inform us so we could screen his calls for him. There's a out of fun details I'm leaving out because I'm exhausted but this kind of thing happens all the time. Whenever a cheating husband or wife stays at the hotel with their lover. Sometimes I get so disgusted with our species. Why do we think we are so superior?
I was given a rose last night. I love flowers. This morning I just laid in bed and dragged it across my bare skin. I love how soft the petals are and how sharp the thorns are.