drkevorkian

The following is an AIM conversation I had withyour girlfriend at 4 this morning.

I thought this went well:

WildAfrica7789is online

Docftn: Hussy.
WildAfrica7789: Fag
Docftn: Who told! Was it zach? The bastard, he said it would be our little secret.
WildAfrica7789: hee hee
Docftn: And to think, I never mentioned his crabs to anyone
WildAfrica7789: ewwwww
Docftn: oops, there I go...
WildAfrica7789: i better get checked out then
WildAfrica7789: thanks
WildAfrica7789: blahh
Docftn: Told tell him I told. I wouldn't want him blabbing about my elaphantitis of the testicle. The left one. In case you were wondering. It weighs 83 lbs. I walk with a limp.
WildAfrica7789: oh how sad
Docftn: That first sentence made no sense.
WildAfrica7789: i know what you ment
Docftn: Meh. It pays the bills.
WildAfrica7789: haha,what does? your enlarged testicle?
Docftn: 500 a week. Plus tips.
WildAfrica7789: as what, a sort of escort..
Docftn: No, I make the money working at a lab. It sits at home and pays the bills. I'm horrible at balancing a checkbook.
WildAfrica7789: haha it sounds useful
WildAfrica7789: much more so than crabs
WildAfrica7789: your poor brother
Docftn: Yeah, his just get high and start turf wars with scabbies. Unruly bastards.
WildAfrica7789: ew
Docftn: That's what the scabbies said.
WildAfrica7789: i wonder how zach got the crabs
Docftn: Construction worker. In Bangcok. They shared a bowl of rice.
Docftn: and a night of passion.
WildAfrica7789: it was male??
WildAfrica7789: oh my..
Docftn: Well yah. He didn't want to cheat on you. Aparently dudes don't count.
WildAfrica7789: :-(
Docftn: I'm not sure the same applies for you though.
WildAfrica7789: thats sort of sweet..i guess
WildAfrica7789: but can i get with girls?
Docftn: Despite the crabs?
WildAfrica7789: heh
Docftn: I seriously doubt he'd have a problem with that. So long as there are pictures.
WildAfrica7789: id prefer men but ill take what i can get
Docftn: You gotta do whatcha gotta do.
Docftn: Even if it's in improper english like that.
WildAfrica7789: so very true
Docftn: Must sleep. Clowns will eat me. Or was it can't sleep? I don't recall.
Docftn: Tell zach I said he's an asshole and a gentleman.
WildAfrica7789: will do, sleep well.
Docftn: Good night lady who hates me.
WildAfrica7789: aww




Someday we'll all be one big happy family.

Zach. Fly to LA. Now. I'm board. Tell dad your going to the store for a minute. He'll believe you. He's crazy.