drinkwhisky

I played disc golf for the first time today. I shot something like 112 over par. I think part of the reason I did so poorly is that I don't smoke pot...and everyone else I was with was high.

Maybe I should get high before doing things.

The last time I got stoned, I got laid.

The last time I got laid, I was drunk.

The last time I got drunk, I did it because my ex-old-lady called me and wanted me to have sex with her.