driana

I HAVE TO SERVE JURY DUTY!!!!! FUCK!!!! AND DURING EXAM WEEK... oh well.

From the journal of mngddss and others before her...

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Muffin
2. Baby Girl
3. Driana

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. My hair.
2. My sexuality.
3. Being smart-ish... most of the time, anyway.

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. That I don't know how to embrace my body always.
2. I dominate conversations.
3. I sometimes live in the past.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:

1. Canadian (it's just me, eh!)
2. German (pale skin)
3. Ummmm... heritage... I'm not really big on this actually.

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:

1. Aristotle's Posterrior Analytics
2. How to properly search articles in the library here.
3. Why education is so fucking underfunded.

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:

1. Losing material things like my scarf or mitts or a book.
2. Cold weather.
3. When my computer isn't functioning properly - this one REALLY ANNOYS ME.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1. Calling for pizza or the university or people that aren't my friends.
2. That I'll never see my boys again.
3.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. Black pens.
2. Something to eat.
3. Suicide Girls.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

1. Green hoodie
2. White & Navy Blue underwear
3. 14g barbells in my nipples.

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK

1. 2 coupons for 30 minutes of HotMovies.com, featuring "Over 10, 000 Hot Movies with the Top Porn Stars!" (Don't ask)
2. White out.
3. Red plastic cup

THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:

1. No
2. Fuck off
3. And how's that working out for you then?

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:

1. Peaches
2. Bitch & Animal
3. Chicks on Speed

PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:

1. My girlfriend
2. Ian
3. Amelia

THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:

I've never had an ex before... seriously.

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:

1. Someone to make me laugh and laugh at me
2. Honesty
3. Similar social values

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. The ability to flirt
2. When they'll play x-box with me
3. When they DON"T speak with that fucking annoying authority so many seem to think they are entitled to...

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:

1. Snowboard
2. Fix my own computer
3. Scratch this one spot on my back

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. Travelling/Camping!!!
2. Cross-stitch
3. Suicide Girls

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:

1. A corset
2. Plane tickets to England
3. For my essays to be done already

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:

1. Professor
2. Um... bureaucrat.
3. Hitman. Yeah. This one rocks the most.

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:

1. New Zealand
2. Laos/Cambodia
3. Anywhere. I just want it to be with the right people.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1. Watch my girlfriend peg a boy.
2. Get a really killer tattoo.
3. Defend a PhD.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE

1. Peacefully at 109
2. While having sex with my girlfriend
3. Most of all - JUST LIKE THE STEWART OF GONDOR IN LOTR WHERE HE GOES SAILING OFF THE END OF THAT LEDGE WHILST ON FIRE. I mean, wouldn't that be the ultimite?