drholistix

It's a shitty day, I should be happy cos I had my Australian citizenship ceremony last night... of course I got trashed on light beer (this is possible) and have all day felt like I have a stomach full of beer up to my throat.... thing is with light beer - you drink so much more and you get twice as bloated.... I dont know which is worse - doing cock stunts in public when drunk on full strength or turning into a John Goodman lookalike on the lights.....

Any way - it's hot, humid and cloudy and the beach is full of pasty English Rubgy twats... I can't wait for this rugby world cup to go - I honestly cannot find the love for it.....