drewsie

The Scene: I have just handed a guy I'm buying a car from $150 to hold it for me.

ME: So, what can we do about a receipt?
DUDE I'M BUYING CAR FROM: Uh, jeez, I don't know. It's not like I have a cash register or something.
ME: Yeah, can't just print something off.
DIBCF: I could give you my licence to hang on to. I ride with this guy to work, so I don't need it.
ME: Uh...
DIBCF: Or I could write you a check or something. But it's all at home, so I couldn't get it now.
*pause*
ME: How about you just not steal my money?
DIBCF: Yeah, that'll work.
ME: I appreciate it.