Friday Oct 15, 2004

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CPR is over. No more dummy.

Drat.

But I did manage to ace the test (100, yeah-yeah).

I am now sitting in my new, leather office chair, which was an early birthday gift. I dig it. It has a high back, it's soft, I could sleep in this thing.

However there is one problem: it can't seem to control it's urge to roll. I move slightly and it wants to carry me away.

Hmmm..it's Friday. I could always celebrate by spinning in circles.
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odog44:
Hey, sounds kind of kinky sitting, spinning, leather....hmmm, its just missing me. tongue
slydyke:
Ah, dummies... I remember my first one. High school health class. She had no arms and no legs, just a torso and a head. No one wanted to do CPR on her because someone had put lipstick on her. (Poor thing, all dolled up with only high school kids to apreciate her for it.)

P.S. I come pre-tenderized.

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