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drewelusive

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Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

Oct 13, 2004
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I have been neglecting this place, haven't I? I'm such a bitch sometimes. Hiss...hiss...

I guess it's my female nature.

I found myself pissed off this morning. A possible client I had been e-mailing back and forth with about a design job, a person who seemed pretty desperate for my help, turned out to be nothing more than a pig wanting some hot, cyber action.

I don't have time for cyber action. Shit, I barely have time for my vibrator. At least I'm saving electricity.

I did get some action from a lovely topless , female, dummy last night. Not a dummy as in a stupid girl, in fact I doubt she had any genitalia. I knew she was female because of her of her hard, colorless nipples, but dummy as in a huge doll I had to straddle in order to save her non-existant life.

CPR and the Heimlich Maneuver, baby. What fun!
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pogojoe:
I remember when I learned CPR... the instructer was in a hurry to finish, so I was my first "hands on" trial was right after he swabed the mouth with rubbing alcohol... before it evaporated! puke
Oct 13, 2004
phoebus:
What's Charlotte like as a city? How about for a social life?

I might be looking at UNC Charlotte as a possible option sometime next year. Any info would be appreciated. smile

Did you keep the CPR doll?
Oct 14, 2004

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