I have been neglecting this place, haven't I? I'm such a bitch sometimes. Hiss...hiss...
I guess it's my female nature.
I found myself pissed off this morning. A possible client I had been e-mailing back and forth with about a design job, a person who seemed pretty desperate for my help, turned out to be nothing more than a pig wanting some hot, cyber action.
I don't have time for cyber action. Shit, I barely have time for my vibrator. At least I'm saving electricity.
I did get some action from a lovely topless , female, dummy last night. Not a dummy as in a stupid girl, in fact I doubt she had any genitalia. I knew she was female because of her of her hard, colorless nipples, but dummy as in a huge doll I had to straddle in order to save her non-existant life.
CPR and the Heimlich Maneuver, baby. What fun!
I guess it's my female nature.
I found myself pissed off this morning. A possible client I had been e-mailing back and forth with about a design job, a person who seemed pretty desperate for my help, turned out to be nothing more than a pig wanting some hot, cyber action.
I don't have time for cyber action. Shit, I barely have time for my vibrator. At least I'm saving electricity.
I did get some action from a lovely topless , female, dummy last night. Not a dummy as in a stupid girl, in fact I doubt she had any genitalia. I knew she was female because of her of her hard, colorless nipples, but dummy as in a huge doll I had to straddle in order to save her non-existant life.
CPR and the Heimlich Maneuver, baby. What fun!
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I might be looking at UNC Charlotte as a possible option sometime next year. Any info would be appreciated.
Did you keep the CPR doll?