drewelusive

Hmmmmm......

Saturday. I could be doing something productive today other than website/ LJ design crap, but no. Here I sit on a beautiful day with my fingers sweeping the keyboard. I guess that's why I call myself elusive. I do get out and about, but I prefer typing to actual talking.

Does this make me lazy? Possibly. Do I have people issues? Sort of. I hate the human race, but love it at the same time. I'm not going into a big spill about it. I'm sure the people reading this are intelligent enough to get me. Doubt you? Never.

Drew: It's not my real name. Since when does anyone use their real name anymore? I'm not knocking anyone who does, BTW. I was just stating a silly little internet fact. I mean, is Bigbaby101 a real name? I fucking hope not. Their parents should be beat with empty Flava-aide Freezer-Pop plastic while it's still cold.

I picked Drew for a number of reasons. I'll list the main two:

* I have a huge crush on Drew Barrymore, especially after she cleaned herself up and flashed her tits to David Letterman. You know...the Boys on The Side, Mad Love days.

* I also dig Nancy Drew. I grew up reading the classic Carolyn Keene series, always hoping the little princess would spend less time stickeing her nose in other people's affairs and more time exploring her own desires.

Okay, enough blah-blah-blah.

~Me