AGH! So annoying.
Ex Boyf: "Suppp fool?"
Me: "Just about to get my workout onnnn, haha. Suppwhitchew?"
Ex Boyf: "Ha. Chillen, about to drink some joose."
Me: Well that's niceee. Have fuuuuun."
Ex Boyf: "I guesssss. How was your day?"
Me: "Uhmmmm, it was okay. David kinda bailed on me and work didn't need me anymore so I didn't do much. How was your day?"
Ex Boyf: "Oh. It was okay. I just worked. Ha."
Me: "Haha, was today's work day magically better than your normal work days? haha"
Ex Boyf: "No. Hahahaha. No day at work is a good day."
Me: "Awww. =[ Hahaha, it was worth a shot asking. =D"
Ex Boyf: "I guesssss :p wanna fight?"
Me: "You must be patient. See this is why I workout. I need to get into my fighting prime."
Ex Boyf: "Pfffft. Nonesense. You just wanna bone David."
Me: "Except not at alllll. Hahaha. David doesn't see me as a girl and he doesn't have a penis. I'd ratherrr bone you... Oh what? >_>
Ex Boyf: "Liiiiar."
Me: "I don't lie at all."
Ex Boyf: "Only anal. Nahhht."
Me: "I know. You wouldn't even touch me. You think I'm gross and you don't like me anymoreeee."
Ex Boyf: "Hellllla."
Me: "Mhm. Fuck! My 6 second ab thing just broke."
Ex Boyf: 'Good, now you be fattay."
Me: "You'd like that."
Ex Boyf: "Whatevvvvvz."
Me: "Chubby chaiser. =p"
Ex Boyf: "Naht."
Me: "I kid. You go for the rail Katy Baker types. =p"
Ex Boyf: "Oh yeah. Crackwhore thin!"
Me: "Yuppp. I can imagine the drool spilling out of your mouth. haha."
Ex Boyf: "Ha. Not even. I hate you."
Me: "=["
--no reply for a bit--
Me: "Well have a good rest of the night."
(^^ I was just being nice!)
Ex Boyf: "Kay then? Peace."
Me: "Not saying don't talk to me. Hah. It just seemed like you didn't really want to talk anymore was all. =| "
--He never replied--
Maybe it was just me, but it really seemed like he started getting short with me and just wanted to go so he could drink. It's been about three hours since that conversation and I texted him:
Me: "Goodnight Cristopher Bo-Bistopher.
Ex Boyf: "Haha. Night Adrienne Mc-Fartface.
Me: "Haha. Night meanie head. =]"
^^ That actually made me feel better.
He confuses me so much and has such a hold on me. I don't know why.
Ex Boyf: "Suppp fool?"
Me: "Just about to get my workout onnnn, haha. Suppwhitchew?"
Ex Boyf: "Ha. Chillen, about to drink some joose."
Me: Well that's niceee. Have fuuuuun."
Ex Boyf: "I guesssss. How was your day?"
Me: "Uhmmmm, it was okay. David kinda bailed on me and work didn't need me anymore so I didn't do much. How was your day?"
Ex Boyf: "Oh. It was okay. I just worked. Ha."
Me: "Haha, was today's work day magically better than your normal work days? haha"
Ex Boyf: "No. Hahahaha. No day at work is a good day."
Me: "Awww. =[ Hahaha, it was worth a shot asking. =D"
Ex Boyf: "I guesssss :p wanna fight?"
Me: "You must be patient. See this is why I workout. I need to get into my fighting prime."
Ex Boyf: "Pfffft. Nonesense. You just wanna bone David."
Me: "Except not at alllll. Hahaha. David doesn't see me as a girl and he doesn't have a penis. I'd ratherrr bone you... Oh what? >_>
Ex Boyf: "Liiiiar."
Me: "I don't lie at all."
Ex Boyf: "Only anal. Nahhht."
Me: "I know. You wouldn't even touch me. You think I'm gross and you don't like me anymoreeee."
Ex Boyf: "Hellllla."
Me: "Mhm. Fuck! My 6 second ab thing just broke."
Ex Boyf: 'Good, now you be fattay."
Me: "You'd like that."
Ex Boyf: "Whatevvvvvz."
Me: "Chubby chaiser. =p"
Ex Boyf: "Naht."
Me: "I kid. You go for the rail Katy Baker types. =p"
Ex Boyf: "Oh yeah. Crackwhore thin!"
Me: "Yuppp. I can imagine the drool spilling out of your mouth. haha."
Ex Boyf: "Ha. Not even. I hate you."
Me: "=["
--no reply for a bit--
Me: "Well have a good rest of the night."
(^^ I was just being nice!)
Ex Boyf: "Kay then? Peace."
Me: "Not saying don't talk to me. Hah. It just seemed like you didn't really want to talk anymore was all. =| "
--He never replied--
Maybe it was just me, but it really seemed like he started getting short with me and just wanted to go so he could drink. It's been about three hours since that conversation and I texted him:
Me: "Goodnight Cristopher Bo-Bistopher.
Ex Boyf: "Haha. Night Adrienne Mc-Fartface.
Me: "Haha. Night meanie head. =]"
^^ That actually made me feel better.
He confuses me so much and has such a hold on me. I don't know why.