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Weekend was a BLAST!!! Philly is Fun.. I think that that should be their new slogan. As I was driving home I heard that Philly was named the State with the most ugly people... Just after Texas. All the people I saw there looked good. I drank at Burbon Blue in Manayunk and then to Finnigan's Wake... which I would have loved if I was still in College.... but at 32 I still kinda liked flashing my engagement ring to the boys and making them cry.
And some boy was humping me with his demin cock (thank you Dane Cook). He was so small that when I went to turn around I couldn't see him. Then there was Ed... It was Eds Birthday... He wanted to make out with me.. This is how he asked... "Michelle... When are we going to make out!!!!!" (really loud over the music).
I mean, If I were single that would have gotten my juices flowin'!
We then hit up WOOODY'S!!!! The Phinest Gay Establishment that Philly has to offer. Had a blast on the dance floor and sweated my ass off!!! Danced the YMCA with the boys and saw some 1/2 naked dudes with G-Strings. It was a full night.

This is from my bud. Her boy toy made it for her... I laughed my ass off