Tomorrow is day one of working two jobs. 
Bizzoink! This whole thing of being an adult and making money is pretty lame. Does anyone know a rich gay man who wants to marry a hot piece of female ass in order to conceal his sexuality from his uptight family? If this is the case, I'll gladly take the job. He'd get his hetero guise, I'd get money and clothes, and I could still consort with my east-end squab. Guh. Kisses. 
Bizzoink! This whole thing of being an adult and making money is pretty lame. Does anyone know a rich gay man who wants to marry a hot piece of female ass in order to conceal his sexuality from his uptight family? If this is the case, I'll gladly take the job. He'd get his hetero guise, I'd get money and clothes, and I could still consort with my east-end squab. Guh. Kisses. 
killedwithkarate:
The life you describe is a dream of mine. Hell, I'd settle for being a house cleaning, meal cooking sex machine in exchange for bill coverage right about now. Yikes!
omisan:
But's she's not a squabbish wee Pinga.