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drea

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Sunday Oct 17, 2004

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A roomate is suffering from an acute case of hosebeastiality. This an inflamation of the hosebeastcortex, found in the occipital lobe. What to do if a loved one is suffering from this disease:

-throw out all indie rock
-throw out all dangly earrings
-ban labels and small notes from the apartment
-pray
-ban matching outfits

Sometimes this disease takes over. Best to remember that this is not your fault. Sometimes the swelling can't be contained. MIx whole milk in with the hosebeast's skim. Sometimes this helps. I'm going to hell, aren't I? wink
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drea:
I shoulda figured this a warning when she told me she never listened to song lyrics like ever, she just "hears the music"


Oh you're shitting me, right?
Oct 18, 2004
werekitty:
...Sometimes this helps. I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Well it dpends witch way your going, near Ottawa, your not going to hell, your going to Hull...

but that's not really a good joke... frown

Par contre, des farces plates a changent les ides ARRR!!!
Et question comme a, c'est quoi le rsultat de ton preuve en fin compte?

[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 9:53AM]
Oct 19, 2004

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