A roomate is suffering from an acute case of hosebeastiality. This an inflamation of the hosebeastcortex, found in the occipital lobe. What to do if a loved one is suffering from this disease:
-throw out all indie rock
-throw out all dangly earrings
-ban labels and small notes from the apartment
-pray
-ban matching outfits
Sometimes this disease takes over. Best to remember that this is not your fault. Sometimes the swelling can't be contained. MIx whole milk in with the hosebeast's skim. Sometimes this helps. I'm going to hell, aren't I?
-throw out all indie rock
-throw out all dangly earrings
-ban labels and small notes from the apartment
-pray
-ban matching outfits
Sometimes this disease takes over. Best to remember that this is not your fault. Sometimes the swelling can't be contained. MIx whole milk in with the hosebeast's skim. Sometimes this helps. I'm going to hell, aren't I?
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Oh you're shitting me, right?
Well it dpends witch way your going, near Ottawa, your not going to hell, your going to Hull...
but that's not really a good joke...
Par contre, des farces plates a changent les ides
Et question comme a, c'est quoi le rsultat de ton preuve en fin compte?
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 9:53AM]