drbensina

Boden-san is a Giant Ant that is Very Slow, controls Human Thought, and has Enormous Tusks and Prehensile Eyes.
(Strength: 6 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 8)
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Boden-san
Unleash your Giant Battle Monster.

Tattoo a possibility on Tuesday. I will keep you informed.

Yes, you. Who did you think I was talking to?

I love watching people argue in chat rooms about stupid shit. I swear, it's some of the best entertainment out there.

A wiring problem. This whole time, and it's a fucking wiring problem.

I go without my cable modem for two goddamn weeks, and all I had to do was check the friggin' splitter.

I'm an asshole.

Don't agree with that.

Ok, second day in a row I got a total of three hours of sleep. It's not cool.

If I bolt awake like this again, I'm gonna be very upset.

I had a dream last night that my girlfriend had sex with AL. I was there, but wasn't involved... I can't remember if I was watching or not. It was a happy time, until I bolted awake at 6 AM. I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

Optimum Online blows. Just for reference.

My cable modem has decided it didn't want to connect for more than 5 minutes for the past four days. And it's not like it was a problem with the lines around here, my cousin has the same service, right down the road, and has had no problem getting at least 100 k/s transfers every day this week. Bastards.

I feel better now.

OK, so I been sick for a week. Maybe it's time to see somebody about it.

Woah, my voice is like, totally an octave deeper. I'm all deep-voiced today. Like the deep-voiced group.

Seriously, I sound like my sister's boyfriend.