wake up frontin' like i ain't hung over
read the paper, discover that the Germans have annexed grover,
cookie, kermie, piggie and all the rest
there ain't a single domestically controlled muppet left
is it a plot? some kind of conspiracy? my coffee is cold
there is a bitter taste to my cinnamon roll
i venture forth into the bright american day
my neighbor Mister...
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read the paper, discover that the Germans have annexed grover,
cookie, kermie, piggie and all the rest
there ain't a single domestically controlled muppet left
is it a plot? some kind of conspiracy? my coffee is cold
there is a bitter taste to my cinnamon roll
i venture forth into the bright american day
my neighbor Mister...
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Ignore any political ranting from me, I tend to change my political views every twenty minutes. I'm also quite insane, but that's neither here nor there.
In short, yesterday's little outburst will probably happen again, but pay no real heed to it.
I need to sleep a little more than I do, I think.
Politics blows anyway. Not like any of the politicians are out...
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In short, yesterday's little outburst will probably happen again, but pay no real heed to it.
I need to sleep a little more than I do, I think.
Politics blows anyway. Not like any of the politicians are out...
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Have you ever heard the words "Rudolph Giuliani did a good job as mayor of NYC" or "George Bush has done a great job running the country" without hearing, directly afterwards, the words "after September 11"?
And yet, people are saying that he's a great President, or a great mayor. What? Is our collective memory that bad?
Have we forgotten that, before September 11th, 2001,...
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And yet, people are saying that he's a great President, or a great mayor. What? Is our collective memory that bad?
Have we forgotten that, before September 11th, 2001,...
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See, living with your parents does have its advantages.
Like when your sister, who never finishes medication like she should, leaves an entire week's worth of antibiotics and decongestant in the cabinet from the last time she was sick.
Nothing makes one feel better about not having medical insurance than free drugs.
Like when your sister, who never finishes medication like she should, leaves an entire week's worth of antibiotics and decongestant in the cabinet from the last time she was sick.
Nothing makes one feel better about not having medical insurance than free drugs.
This sucks. This really really sucks. I hate being sick, and I hate being cursed with a really weak immune system. Worst of all, I hate not having medical insurance. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Oh yeah. The Kaiju Big Battel is coming to the Roxy in NYC for the second leg of its two-city Roxy World Tour. Lemme tell you: there's nothing better than live monster wrestling.
http://www.kaiju.com
http://www.kaiju.com
OK, so my parents just asked me to consider going on Paxil. I don't know which is more frightening... that they suggested it, or that I'm actually considering it.
I mean, people have been having these "social anxiety" problems for years, centuries even, but all they did was drink cooking sherry to combat that. Seriously, what the fuck?
Yeah, I don't like going outside. I...
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I mean, people have been having these "social anxiety" problems for years, centuries even, but all they did was drink cooking sherry to combat that. Seriously, what the fuck?
Yeah, I don't like going outside. I...
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fallen1carus:
everyone IS stupid. there's nothing wrong with your judgement.
i'd say, don't do it. you are alive and you may be more antisocial than most, but that doesn't mean it's a dysfunction. i think society today jumps too quickly to drugs to "correct" your personality. i dislike most of the world and sometimes i hole myself up and decide to be miserable. but i'd rather be miserable and real than a zomboid.
but that's just me. i'm kinda biased. and i came from a shitty town too. it was waaaay too small and people there were so ignorant. it's good to leave.
i'd say, don't do it. you are alive and you may be more antisocial than most, but that doesn't mean it's a dysfunction. i think society today jumps too quickly to drugs to "correct" your personality. i dislike most of the world and sometimes i hole myself up and decide to be miserable. but i'd rather be miserable and real than a zomboid.
but that's just me. i'm kinda biased. and i came from a shitty town too. it was waaaay too small and people there were so ignorant. it's good to leave.
Not that anyone's reading this or anything, but I seriously recommend picking up "Stupid White Men."
Gotta hand it to Michael Moore... makes ya laugh even as he's showing you just how deep in the shit this country is.
Gotta hand it to Michael Moore... makes ya laugh even as he's showing you just how deep in the shit this country is.
Inaugural entries. The bane of my existence. What's a 20-year-old anti-social guy still living with his parents to do?
I guess I should start by telling all zero of you a little about me, right? First things first, look to the left. Good, that covers a big chunk of it.
I live in the Hamptons, which is twenty times more glamorous on paper than it...
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I guess I should start by telling all zero of you a little about me, right? First things first, look to the left. Good, that covers a big chunk of it.
I live in the Hamptons, which is twenty times more glamorous on paper than it...
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