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Thursday May 08, 2003

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So yeah, couple of things.

1) Man, night before last... I looked like such an idiot. I'm sitting right here, typing away, when I swear I hear a knock at the kitchen window. I look, and nothing. Then I swear I hear someone at the side door. Nothing. Then I swear I hear someone at the front door. Nothing. So, since it's 3:30 AM or so, I decide I'm gonna go to sleep. So I go downstairs, and about a minute later, I hear something pounding on the floor. I come upstairs, sword in hand, in a Decepticons T-shirt and boxers, standing face to face with my cat looking very guilty. If anyone had seen me, odds are they would've died laughing.

2) First day of new job today, and I get the little mini-computer that I'm using while on the bus. I didn't name it, but it definitely had a name, on a sticker on the bottom. That name?

Morgan. I thought that was pretty funny.
morgan:
Hey, gimme that back!

Just kidding. I've had the same computer for like five years.
May 8, 2003
lotus:
you have a sword?
And you quote Fifth Element?
You seriously rock
May 8, 2003

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