drbensina

Bodensama: I think that the fact that anyone bought a game from Akklaim is crap to be sure.
Bodensama: Ever
DIWFCade: Yeah
Bodensama: Especially any of the Turok series after the first.
DIWFCade: LOL
Bodensama: They were, uh... they were pretty bad.
DIWFCade: Yeah they were
Bodensama: I don't think the English language has words to describe just how bad. We're going to have to coin "Turok" as an adjective just to describe how bad.
Bodensama: Like, "Eight Crazy Nights with Adam Sandler was the biggest Turok piece of crap ever"
DIWFCade: lol
Bodensama: Yesssss... I will forever be known as the man who coined the phrase "Turok"... let's see Akklaim get a lawsuit out of THAT!
DIWFCade: LOL
Bodensama: You know what? They probably will.
DIWFCade: Prolly
Bodensama: Well, fuck them. I know where they live. Or at least work.
DIWFCade: LOL
Bodensama: Seriously, I live like an hour or so away from their headquarters
DIWFCade: That's awesome
Bodensama: If I could, I would destroy the place as a benefit to humanity.
DIWFCade: lol
Bodensama: So that the world does not have to deal with Turok XXVII: Indians And Dinosaurs In Space
DIWFCade: LOLOL
Bodensama: Let it never be said that I don't care about my fellow man.

Ah, Akklaim, the bane of my existence! I shall destroy you before thy evil pestilence can end our world!