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http://www.americakokki.com/english.html

This is possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Gotta love the Japanese.
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Let it be known that I hate Richard Gere, not because he's against the war in Iraq (in fact, that's a reason I'd like him) or because he's a Buddhist. No, I hate him because he's a self-righteous pompous prick.

Let it be known that I hate Dr. Phil for much the same reasons. And because he tried to demonize protesters today. That wasn't too...
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Special Delivery - MC Frontalot

I tried to go clean from protesting but I'm a recidivist
my government behaving with unlimited wickedness
in the interest of peace is how a liar wages war
then clamors for more.
I wish we had elections every day
wave the ballot in the air like a sign when I say
that democracy delivered by the bomb and the gun...
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In its never-ending quest to be ironic (for example, Operation Enduring Freedom, the program that ended up taking away some of our civil liberties and throwing Afghanistan into anarchy; Colin Powell telling us about Iraq and its unfettered proliferation of WMDs, and that we can't allow them to invade some other country or use those WMDs), the Bush administration has named this new exercise Operation...
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Here's hoping no more Blockbuster HB employees have memberships here, that'd make for some odd relations at work now. Weird enough when Baron was there.
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I really don't know what's worse: that I was turned on by Zoe's set (no offense meant to Zoe, who is gorgeous even without mathematical formulas drawn everywhere) or that I was trying to figure out said mathematical formulas.

Mr. Doty would be proud.
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It's kind of sad when the two most common topics of conversation are your new Strong Bad hoodie and your adventures playing Morrowind.

Color me sad.
sorrowsdarkangel:
i'd rather color you in purple with a hint of pink... pink is my favorite color but maybe if you are a boy and if you don't like pink i could change it to green or something yeah i like green too...
so if those are your two most common topics of conversation why don't you change them for a week...
talk about suicidegirls...theres a good topic. tell your friends what a kickass site it is!!! tahts one topic and for the other one ponder the importance of some random thing such as "that". what would we do without 'that.' ask your friends and family see what they have to say talk it up get it out there.. and ask around... oh and if you are personal friends with neil and see him a lot tell him i said hi!
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Neil and Baron suck. Baron quit last week, so I'm stuck working at Blockbuster while Neil gets to party with all those crazy SG's.

Damn you both. Damn you to hell. And not like minimum security hell, no, I'm talking federal pound-me-in-the-ass hell.
drbensina:
Anybody got any Valium? I could use a couple days of comatose staring.
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I really think we need to legalize the murder of the terminally stupid. I mean, really, what's the harm? Let Trogdar leave them in burnination and let's get on with the natural selection process.

I realize that, odds are, in this type of completely Darwinist society, I'd probably go really quickly because of the fact that I'm spindly and weak. And I say that's fine,...
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Every time I watch SNL, it gets worse.

Not the show, it's actually not bad. No, no, I'm talking about my strange attraction to Maya Rudolph.
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Wow... I really can't live without internet access. Two days, two frazzling days without my cable modem, because my mom screwed up the router, and then we couldn't find the CD or the instructions...

...and now, after 45 minutes of searching from 2:15 to 3 AM, I find the instructions, and we don't need the CD. Good. I open my browser to type in the...
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