Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job...
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't
lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT...
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1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job...
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't
lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT...
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
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outlawtrick:
i am the voices
thee_tron:
Hey babe
i was gonna post your cd this morning until i got a call from a guy who runs www.designvoid.com
basically he designed:-
www.southernlord.com and some of the bands artwork
see outlaw order : legalise crime 7"
he is doing a cd cover for megatron
the basic idea is posted in my candids and ill post it you when hes done
dont worry, i wont forget
i was gonna post your cd this morning until i got a call from a guy who runs www.designvoid.com
basically he designed:-
www.southernlord.com and some of the bands artwork
see outlaw order : legalise crime 7"
he is doing a cd cover for megatron
the basic idea is posted in my candids and ill post it you when hes done
dont worry, i wont forget
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey
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blasfemme:
i'm from oklahoma. lived all over. interesting....
how is the old town???
how is the old town???
blasfemme:
i lived in norman last. i lived there (in oklahoma) all my life, until i was 18. moved to chicago for a bit, moved back then moved to minnesota when i was 22. glad to be gone honestly. sometimes i miss it, but not too often
maybe you know my baby's daddy? ted drake?? i know wayne coyne too. weird world....
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maybe you know my baby's daddy? ted drake?? i know wayne coyne too. weird world....
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I had so much fun tonight, I went to this club called Mardi Gras and saw DJ Q-Bert
and he fuckin kicked ass
I got some pics that I will post soon, I also got him and Mike from the Beastie Boys to sign my ass!
Good Times Man..... Good Times!
Oh yeah and I met Miss Gay Oklahoma, she was beautiful.
and he fuckin kicked ass
Good Times Man..... Good Times!
Oh yeah and I met Miss Gay Oklahoma, she was beautiful.
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daniyell:
hahahahahahaha, Mike D signed your ass?!! that's the greatest thing I've heard all day
punkmonkey:
No mostly crappy UK daytime soaps like Hollyoaks. Once saw Ricky Martin outside a record shop in Covent Garden...he used to be in General Hospital right?
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirablejob, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
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dejajeva:
Hi hi! I need your email address if you feel comfortable giving it to me!!!
friedbanana105:
deja! just hit her on the CONTACT tab...
p.s. i definitely was not the DD tonight...
p.s. i definitely was not the DD tonight...
"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"
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codemonkeym:
Teledildonics is the world to come!

kingskottie:
the PC got a jiggy.... i guess... well... i hope... who knows!?
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
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doublec:
see you there!
...and btw, why is it that you and i have the same stats yet you look so much better than I...and after 2 kids no less! DAMN!
You're body is great, my dear!
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...and btw, why is it that you and i have the same stats yet you look so much better than I...and after 2 kids no less! DAMN!
You're body is great, my dear!
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thee_tron:
CD will go in the post on Monday,
God knows when it will get there
God knows when it will get there
LIBRA
You're a natural born trouble-maker. You hate authority and do everything you can to get around the law, or in some cases, break it. Naturally stubborn, you hardly ever sway once a decision is made. Your nature is fiery and courageous, and always out-going. You love attention and usually have kinky fetishes you're not afraid to explore. People either hate you or love you...........
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You're a natural born trouble-maker. You hate authority and do everything you can to get around the law, or in some cases, break it. Naturally stubborn, you hardly ever sway once a decision is made. Your nature is fiery and courageous, and always out-going. You love attention and usually have kinky fetishes you're not afraid to explore. People either hate you or love you...........
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thee_tron:
Send me your address or PO Box no in an email and ill bang you a cd in the post,
or the artwork at least
the five songs on the site are the ones released so far as an EP called
Phase 1
There is accompanying art though
so if you want that i can send it
megatronmusic@yahoo.com
or the artwork at least
the five songs on the site are the ones released so far as an EP called
Phase 1
There is accompanying art though
so if you want that i can send it
megatronmusic@yahoo.com
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they be connected to the ass that I may have...
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And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they be connected to the ass that I may have...
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primafacia:
Bah now i'm never shopping at the gap!
thee_tron:
so have you booked your plane tickets or what?
i played again tonight
with a guy called
Pete Silverman
hes cool and sang songs aboot pizza hut and masturbating 500 times a day
random
i played again tonight
with a guy called
Pete Silverman
hes cool and sang songs aboot pizza hut and masturbating 500 times a day
random
These are the 10 best rejection lines, Lets hear yours...
10. I think of you as a brother... (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages... (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way... (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life...
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10. I think of you as a brother... (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages... (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way... (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life...
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mcpr615:
Waz Up Sexy Mama
rockzombie:
what a cutie profile picture! i dont know how long you have had it up, but its hawt!!!
This an email I received recently, I coudn't stop laughing, this is the greates idea.
I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe...
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I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe...
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joshof13thfloor:
That story was fuckin' boo-tee-full. Come to think of it, it sounds an awful lot like something i might do.
So, how are ya? The ol' man? The little ones? All good i hope.
We need more pics, and i don't mean of that dude from Janes addiction. I wanna see this ghetto booty of which you spoke of recently.
Peace.
-Josh
So, how are ya? The ol' man? The little ones? All good i hope.
We need more pics, and i don't mean of that dude from Janes addiction. I wanna see this ghetto booty of which you spoke of recently.
Peace.
-Josh
jsinxxx:
FAN FUCKIN TASTIC!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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riottsiren:
oh my god that now picture of you looks like my best friend....i had to double take ::laugh:: we should meet up. where do you all go out? I hit the Wreck often, and City Walk but clubs here are often not to hot. let me know. i'm off to work.
strawberrygirl:
"I'm not crazy. I'm merely entertaining the thought of going insane." (Dead Milkmen)
It's like battle of the emoticons here!
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It's like battle of the emoticons here!
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shhh...