draven7794

I must be getting old. There are public service announcements telling kids not to be bullies. When I was a kid, the only way to get rid of a bully was to punch him in the fucking face.

I love how the first thing I saw when I got online was Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly broke up. Under that was a hyper link to Minka Kelly's profile, because most people dont know who the hell she is.

Does anyone else find Sookie to be the most unnecessary part of True Blood?

Has anyone else seen the commercials that say the cops are cracking down on drunk driving? One question: what the fuck were they doing before?

YOURE AN IDIOT....AS SEEN ON TV!!!!

DVR has to be the greatest invention of the last 10 years. Because without it, I would have to watch all of the commercials that are basically calling me a fucking idiot. When did it become so hard to peel a hard boiled egg? Are people dying in freak egg shell accidents? Is that why "Eggies" was invented?

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Ive decided that I am going to write a book. I saw a book titled "11,00 things that should make you miserable" But when you opened it up, this douche just listed things that annoyed him....for 200 fucking pages. He didnt explain a single damn thing. He just listed things like "Telemarketers, Door to door Salesmen, Rush hour traffic, last call." So I decided that...
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Triple Scoop of Stupid

In the wake of the Casey Anthony thing, I think we all need some funny. And as always, I am here to deliver.

Does everyone remember Chris Hanson? The "to Catch a Predator" guy? Ok, well Chris Hanson was caught by hidden camera, cheating on his wife with a woman who was 20 years younger than him. HAHAHAHA, TAKE THAT COCK...
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Daily Dose of Stupid

I know I have been pretty lax on my Daily Dose of Stupid blogs, but Im unemployed and except for the gym and to see my awesome girlfriend, I dont leave my house too terribly often. But on the same day that the U.S. Postal Service and AARP decided to remind me that Im getting older, Almighty God dropped comedy gold...
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