Today is one of me favorite holidays of the year. Im not a big fan of Black Friday itself, I just like that today is the official kickoff of the Christmas season and we get in the holiday spirit by being prepared to knife a bitch for a Blu-Ray player thats 20% off.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Today I want to give thanks that Im not Vegan or vegetarian, so I can enjoy awesome holidays like "Turkey day"
saillesong:
yes. amen to that.
A priest, Charlie Sheen and the Hamburglar walk into mcdonalds.......and no one gave a shit. True story. Me, Sarah and Jesse walked into Mcdonalds last night in costume and no one even blinked. People suck!
hemi:
LOL....so does that make you Charlie Sheen then?
I just looked up the audio version of "The Book of Five Rings" by Miyamoto Musashi on Itunes. The "Listeners also bought" section just suggested "the Forty-Seven Ronins", "the Art of War" and "Undercover SEX signals". Who the hell is buying books on Japanese Samurai, and sex signals????
WHY DO I LOVE REDHEADS SO MUCH?????
In a recent study done by researcher Werner Habermehl, PhD, from the Hamburg Research Institute in Germany, redheads have more sex than their Blonde of Brunette counterparts..... For all you people who have always asked my why I love redheads so much. Now you know why, and I have scientific proof to back me up.
In a recent study done by researcher Werner Habermehl, PhD, from the Hamburg Research Institute in Germany, redheads have more sex than their Blonde of Brunette counterparts..... For all you people who have always asked my why I love redheads so much. Now you know why, and I have scientific proof to back me up.
hemi:
GINGER lover! 
Who's bright idea was it to use 80's pop songs in Old Navy commercials? Hey Old Navy, youre using music from the 80's to attract customers who were, more than likely, born in the 90's. GREAT CALL DUMBSHIT!!!!!!
Im having a hard time deciding who is the whiniest main character, Luke Skywalker or Daniel LaRusso.
hemi:
Daniel LaRusso...fo sho'!
FUCK YOU, YOU TREE HUGGER!!!!!
OK, I feel better now. I needed to get that out of my system because of a smewhat heated discussion that I had earlier with my friend. She is of the school of thought that all immunizations are bad and the government is lying to us. I am of the school of thought that I really dont give a shit...
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OK, I feel better now. I needed to get that out of my system because of a smewhat heated discussion that I had earlier with my friend. She is of the school of thought that all immunizations are bad and the government is lying to us. I am of the school of thought that I really dont give a shit...
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The last couple of days, in a nut shell:
Have you ever had one of those days where your family is either going to end up being the death of you, or just a really messy headline in tomorrow's paper?
Either Biggie Smalls originally wrote Motorhead's "Orgasmatron", or my ipod has a very interesting glitch in it.
I was at the gym today and for...
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Have you ever had one of those days where your family is either going to end up being the death of you, or just a really messy headline in tomorrow's paper?
Either Biggie Smalls originally wrote Motorhead's "Orgasmatron", or my ipod has a very interesting glitch in it.
I was at the gym today and for...
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delphi:
I totally get where you're coming from with the family situation. You know it's in your best interest to tell them to fuck off, but you just can't... do... it. lol
hemi:
I'm sorry to hear that doll. You have a big heart so I know you want to help everyone, but you need to take care of you first. 
I just heard a news story about a French guy who's wife divorced him because he didnt have enough sex with her. OK, Now that that's a legal precedent, Im putting that in my prenup agreement.
hemi:
For real...that's going in my prenup too!