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Have you ever been so tired that you cant sleep? You just keep staring at the TV and think "wow, I wish I could fall asleep because this show sucks"

Have you ever been friends with someone for a decent amount of time, then during a pretty normal conversation something is said that makes you realize "Wow, this person is a fucking moron"

Ill explain.....

My birthday was last week. Now I dont normally make a big deal out of my birthday because over the course of the last 15 years, my birthdays tend to...
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Went to see the A-Team movie last night. It was awesome, but outside the theater was this giant stand up for the Karate Kid movie. Just to remind me that Karate Kid made more money than A-Team this weekend. Fuck you Jackie Chan

Last night, I had a 45 minute conversation with a friend's 4 year old little boy. Some of the highlights included why Megatron was cooler than Starscream, and how Sugar Bear would beat the Trix Rabbit in an MMA fight by first round Tapout.

COOLEST KID EVER!!!!!

If youre normal, the group will accept you. If youre deranged, the groups will nake you its leader

Do you think Quentin Tarrentino ever asked John Travolta,"Hey, remember that time that your career was dead until I put you in my movie?"

So I got my first tattoo on Friday. Today, My girlfriend's Dad said that he thinks anyone with Tattoos must have something wrong with them. My only thought was,"After 10 years of Martial Arts, and 5 Years of Pro wrestling, my tattoo is the most normal thing Ive done in a long fucking time

Spent the weekend at the beach in Pismo. Stayed in an awesome hotel room, with my girlfriend, in Santa Maria. Had dinner Saturday night at McClintock's, then Lunch at Rose's Landing on sunday. And finally wrestled for Vendetta Pro sunday night.

All in all, I think it was a pretty full weekend

If you watch E! long enough. You will learn that there are some fucked up people in this world. Today I have seen the top 15 Female serial killers. Right now Im watching "Rich Kids That Kill". Later on they are playing Kendra and Keeping up with the Kardasians....Fucked up people in this world.

Quote of the Day

"Playboy magazine just came out with 3D centerfolds. Yeah, Thats exactly what I want. To get caught Masturbating while wearing 3D glasses."

-Howard Stern-