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My Girlfriend got a text message yesterday, from a friend who forwarded it to her.

The text was basically this long drawn out soap box sermon about how we should all boycott the premiere of "the Expendables". The reason being that our Governor is in the movie, and since our ecomony is in the toilet and a budget hasnt been passed yet, then we should...
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Zach Snyder directing.
Amazing Special effects.
Hot chicks kicking ass
This movie has everything I love :-)

In the second greatest news story I have ever heard, the headline was "Lesbian prison gangs waiting for Lindsey Lohan". The story isnt great just because Im a pig, but its great because an inmate stated that in prison, the gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to signify they are gay. I immediately thought about all... those Ambercrombie and American Eagle shirts that look...
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In the greatest news story I have ever heard, a car full of people who were dressed like zombies, crashed in Portland Oregon. No one was injured except the cops and paramedics who probably shit their pants when they arrived on scene

What Part of "My Day Off" Went Over Your Fucking Head?

There are no more magical words in the human language than "My Day Off". Its different for everyone, but everybody treasures them equally. Some people like to travel, some people like to party. I want to get out of bed about noon, maybe spend most of the day reading comics. Do you know what...
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OH TV GODS, WHY DO YOU MOCK ME???

Yesterday, My girldriend Sarah was watching TV. She and her Mom were watching Bridzillas, a show that makes me hate the human race as a whole. But they usually watch this show, so I have grown somewhat numb to it. But after it was over, there was a show called "Raising Sextuplets". Its about a closeted gay...
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I hope everyone has a happy and safe 4th of July. Any holiday that involves friends family and an over abundance of food has my name all over it. :-)

Last night was one of those nights where I was watching completely mindless television before bed. This time, it was Holly's World on E! . In this episode (or at least in the first 2 minutes, because I couldnt stomach anymore) Holly was asked to be the Auctioneer at a bachelorette auction to benefit a Nevada organization that benefits the homeless. She asked her roomate,...
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I just watched the latest episode of True Blood and I think its safe to say that was the most twisted ending that I have ever seen