draven7794

I was at the gym for about 2 1/2 hours. I was dead tired but I didnt want to leave because I was having too much fun watching the 50-something year old man jumping back and forth between the 3 heavy bags. Like a Bruce lee movie where the thugs attack one at a time, except this time Bruce is using taebo

Ive listened to a couple of post superbowl shows today and one of the complaints is about people who dont watch every game of the season will watch the superbowl. Hey douchebags, UFC has kicked the superbowls' ass for the last few years in the viewers department. And the Superbowl is free to watch. Don't be dicks, just be glad that youre getting the viewers...
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Im watching 50 Celebrity Oops on E! and Jessica Simpson's mommy jeans made the list. Are the mommy jeans a bigger oops then the fact that she was performing at a chili cook-off when that picture was taken?

You know "Diva" means pain in the ass, right?

**I have never felt the need to put a disclaimer on any of my rants before. If someone was offended, fuck 'em. But since 98% of my friends are female, out of repsect, I kinda felt the need to put one in here. This is not directed at all women, just the ones who choose to...
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After watching more than a few episodes of Ghost Adventures, I finally have to ask, Why do all the Ghosts know Zak by name? Does Zak's douchiness carry from this life to the next?

You just can't stop fucking with me, can you?

Did I run over Jesus's cat or something? Is that why fate is just making me it's bitch on a daily basis? Not up to speed? Well lets fix that?

Im unemployed because my former boss has no spine and because his boss is a colosal douchebag. So now I have to apply for unemployment. But...
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Does anyone remember Freddy's nightmares?

In the mid 80's, there was a show called Freddy's nightmares. Someone had the bright idea of taking Nightmare on Elm Street and turning it into a television series. And I watched it religiously. (Fuck off, I was 11) well Chiller has decided to re-air those old episodes at 3am.

I liked the show but Im not staying up til...
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The Pittsburg Steelers are in the Superbowl. FUCK!!! Now I have to hear everyone in Bakersfield say how they are good friends with Joey Porter and have known him since he played pop warner football

Exactly what is the speed of stupid????

I have come to accept that my parents are not very tech savy. They come from a different era, I get that. I bought my Dad an ipod for father's day a couple of years ago. He looked at me like I was practicing sorcery in his house. He asked how it worked. After explaining, several times, that...
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Remind me to never go to the gym after 8pm again. Just a bunch of meat heads pumping iron and watching Jersey Shore