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Who do I have to talk to about getting those bitches kicked off of The View and replacing them with Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Gary Busey, Skreech and Danny Bonaduce?

Im wrestling in Turlock tonight. I just now got to the building and I have already seen a lot of faces that I havent seen in years. Im wrestling Matt Carlos tonight, who Ive been in the ring with a couple of times already. Plus I get to dust off my old Shawn Pulver persona. Tonight is going to be fun.
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Had a great weekend with my girlfriend. Dinner at Midieval Times and spent the whole day at Knotts Berry Farm. Pictures and whole story coming soon :-)

Yesterday, I read that the average american male's sperm count is 30% lower today than it was 20 years ago. Personally, I blame America's Funniest Home Videos, Web Soup, Tosh.0 and any other clip show featuring guys punishing their sack.

Insomnia sucks. I thought a game of chess would relax me enough to get to sleep. All it did was piss me off.

When your girlfriend asks if you have ever done the walk of shame,"of course not. I have never been ashamed afterwards" is not the right answer

Please tell me that this is what hell looks like

I was listening to the Adam Carrolla show at the gym and I began laughing uproariously when, during the news, its reported that a man died a few hours after being stabbed at a cock fight by a chicken with a blade attached to it. My laughing ceased when I found out that this all happened in Delano Ca(20 minutes outside of Bakersfield). Fuck, first...
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I was watching UFO Hunters on the Travel channel last night and they showed a picture of a UFO that was allegedly taken here in Bakersfield Ca. I call bullshit. I have lived here my entire life and never seen a UFO. Now if you showed me pictures of a UFO up on blocks and aliens in wife beaters, and then Ill believe that was...
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