Daily Dose of Stupid - Fuck you Twitter Twats
So today I was listening to the Adam Corrolla podcast and during the news, they reported that during Paul McCartney's performance at the Grammy's, this past weekend, scores upon scores of Twitter twats rushed online to declare that they are fucking retarded. There were tweets suchs as "Who the fuck is Paul McCartney?", "Who's the old guy?", Who let the old guy into the Grammy's?'.....And my favorite,"Who the hell is Paul McCartney? He's hella old"
Ok, first off, if you have the word "Hella" in your vocabulary, and use it on a moderately frequent basis, Im just going to make a judgment call and say that you are a fucking retard. Nothing profound or intelligent has EVER followed that word "Hella".
As for the rest of you dumbshits, Im not going to hold it against you just because you don't who Paul McCartney is. I remember when I was young and stupid but thought I knew everything. However, I do think you deserve a swift kick in the gooch because you could've just as easily gone to Google or Wikipedia and found out who Paul McCartney was. But instead you had to proclaim to the world that you are functionally retarded and proud of it. Mark Twain once said that, "It's better to have people think you're a fool than it is to open your mouth and remove all doubt". If poor Mark Twain was alive today, I think he would say,"HOLY JUMPING JESUS THE INTERNET HAS MADE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING STUPID!!!!"
Can someone please explain to me why we, as a society, are not only getting dumber....but getting prouder about getting dumber? We seem to have developed this narcissism about being uninformed. Like somehow, not knowing anything has become more acceptable in society. My girlfriend wanted to beat a bitch senseless, with an Oxford English Dictionary, in her Speech class last week for saying something that I can only be described as astoundingly stupid. During another students speech, this dumb bitch actually uttered the words "Can you stop using such big words, Im only 18?"
OK....hold on a second. Im getting a pinching feeling behind my right ear. I think its the pain of losing at least 15 I.Q. points from hearing something so astoundingly stupid, and fighting the urge to stab this bitch in the face with a pencil.
"Please stop using such big words because Im only 18?" Really? You had one thought in your head that you just had to convey......AND THIS WAS IT??? AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES BEING 18 HAVE TO DO WITH IT? HOW ABOUT "DONT USE SUCH BIG WORDS BECAUSE I PLAN ON SKATING BY ON MY LOOKS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?" OR "PLEASE STOP USING BIG WORDS BECAUSE I WAS THE CHEERLEADER AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID WHO GOT DROPPED MORE THAN FEW TIMES?"
BITCH, when I was 18, I was running an entire sports medicine program on the high school level, while simultaneously being the head intern for another sports medicine program on the college level. Your age has nothing to do with it. Your willingness to remain brain dead because you think you're pretty has EVERYTHING to do with it.
Oh but wait, there's more. Later in the week, there was a conversation about batteries. You know, AA and AAA. the ones that go into your TV remotes and Xbox controllers that always seem to die when you really need them. OK, anyway, Princess Dumbshit chimes in with this gem. This time speaking for her and another girl in the class, she says "uh, we don't know anything about batteries because we're girls"
.......OK, hold on.....I just got dizzy.....stupidity induced vertigo..............
Now Im not going to presume to speak for women everywhere. But this is where having 95% of my friends being female might come in handy. As part of the female gender, you are aware that there are these things called "Batteries", and they fuel every electronic device on the planet, right? They come in many shapes and sizes, and without them, most of our favorite devices wont work. Am I wrong, or are all of my female friends with me on this one? OK, I get the feeling that we are all in agreement here. That being the case, Id like to send a message to this brainless twat who took it upon herself to speak for the entire female gender. And I would like to politely tell her that its probably in her best interest to get intimately acquainted with batteries, because once those looks fade....she is FUCKED!!!
Oh, Im sorry. Was that too many big words for you, sweetie????
So today I was listening to the Adam Corrolla podcast and during the news, they reported that during Paul McCartney's performance at the Grammy's, this past weekend, scores upon scores of Twitter twats rushed online to declare that they are fucking retarded. There were tweets suchs as "Who the fuck is Paul McCartney?", "Who's the old guy?", Who let the old guy into the Grammy's?'.....And my favorite,"Who the hell is Paul McCartney? He's hella old"
Ok, first off, if you have the word "Hella" in your vocabulary, and use it on a moderately frequent basis, Im just going to make a judgment call and say that you are a fucking retard. Nothing profound or intelligent has EVER followed that word "Hella".
As for the rest of you dumbshits, Im not going to hold it against you just because you don't who Paul McCartney is. I remember when I was young and stupid but thought I knew everything. However, I do think you deserve a swift kick in the gooch because you could've just as easily gone to Google or Wikipedia and found out who Paul McCartney was. But instead you had to proclaim to the world that you are functionally retarded and proud of it. Mark Twain once said that, "It's better to have people think you're a fool than it is to open your mouth and remove all doubt". If poor Mark Twain was alive today, I think he would say,"HOLY JUMPING JESUS THE INTERNET HAS MADE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING STUPID!!!!"
Can someone please explain to me why we, as a society, are not only getting dumber....but getting prouder about getting dumber? We seem to have developed this narcissism about being uninformed. Like somehow, not knowing anything has become more acceptable in society. My girlfriend wanted to beat a bitch senseless, with an Oxford English Dictionary, in her Speech class last week for saying something that I can only be described as astoundingly stupid. During another students speech, this dumb bitch actually uttered the words "Can you stop using such big words, Im only 18?"
OK....hold on a second. Im getting a pinching feeling behind my right ear. I think its the pain of losing at least 15 I.Q. points from hearing something so astoundingly stupid, and fighting the urge to stab this bitch in the face with a pencil.
"Please stop using such big words because Im only 18?" Really? You had one thought in your head that you just had to convey......AND THIS WAS IT??? AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES BEING 18 HAVE TO DO WITH IT? HOW ABOUT "DONT USE SUCH BIG WORDS BECAUSE I PLAN ON SKATING BY ON MY LOOKS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?" OR "PLEASE STOP USING BIG WORDS BECAUSE I WAS THE CHEERLEADER AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID WHO GOT DROPPED MORE THAN FEW TIMES?"
BITCH, when I was 18, I was running an entire sports medicine program on the high school level, while simultaneously being the head intern for another sports medicine program on the college level. Your age has nothing to do with it. Your willingness to remain brain dead because you think you're pretty has EVERYTHING to do with it.
Oh but wait, there's more. Later in the week, there was a conversation about batteries. You know, AA and AAA. the ones that go into your TV remotes and Xbox controllers that always seem to die when you really need them. OK, anyway, Princess Dumbshit chimes in with this gem. This time speaking for her and another girl in the class, she says "uh, we don't know anything about batteries because we're girls"
.......OK, hold on.....I just got dizzy.....stupidity induced vertigo..............
Now Im not going to presume to speak for women everywhere. But this is where having 95% of my friends being female might come in handy. As part of the female gender, you are aware that there are these things called "Batteries", and they fuel every electronic device on the planet, right? They come in many shapes and sizes, and without them, most of our favorite devices wont work. Am I wrong, or are all of my female friends with me on this one? OK, I get the feeling that we are all in agreement here. That being the case, Id like to send a message to this brainless twat who took it upon herself to speak for the entire female gender. And I would like to politely tell her that its probably in her best interest to get intimately acquainted with batteries, because once those looks fade....she is FUCKED!!!
Oh, Im sorry. Was that too many big words for you, sweetie????