I'm Old and I Dont Give a Shit!!
Apparently there is an age, Im not quite sure exactly what it is, where grown men dont give a shit anymore. Ill explain, every guy has been in a gym locker room with the middle aged nudist who can't wait to get naked. And like a 4 year old at the beach, the clothes hit the ground, and he makes his way for the water. Except the 4 year old knows enough to run for the water. NOT THE MIDDLE AGED NUDIST!!!!!! NOPE!! He walks as slow as humanly possible for the shower. Ive seen Jerry's Kids move faster than some of these fuckers. WHY??? What is it about being naked in the locker room for as long as possible? And its never a 20 something or 30 something year old guy, he's always 50+. Which tells me that it has to be a form of dementia that hits men in, or around, their 50's.
Is it the same for women? Ladies, when you are at the gym, are there middle aged women just wondering around the locker room aimlessly, not wearing a thing but carrying a perfectly good towel in their hand? Im asking because I have hit that age where I know that everything Ive learned about women in locker rooms, during my teens and 20's, is wrong. There are no post workout rub downs, or lingerie pillow fights. I did watch "Real Sex" on HBO for the better part of the 90's and it taught me that most nudists are people that you never want to see naked in the first place. Which brings me back to my original point.
Now some people would try to argue,"Well maybe they are just proud of their bodies". I would argue that point by saying that "One man's treasure is another man's horribly scary sight that now requires a lobotomy to purge it from my memory". I think we can all agree that on one wants to see a 50 year old man naked.
Apparently there is an age, Im not quite sure exactly what it is, where grown men dont give a shit anymore. Ill explain, every guy has been in a gym locker room with the middle aged nudist who can't wait to get naked. And like a 4 year old at the beach, the clothes hit the ground, and he makes his way for the water. Except the 4 year old knows enough to run for the water. NOT THE MIDDLE AGED NUDIST!!!!!! NOPE!! He walks as slow as humanly possible for the shower. Ive seen Jerry's Kids move faster than some of these fuckers. WHY??? What is it about being naked in the locker room for as long as possible? And its never a 20 something or 30 something year old guy, he's always 50+. Which tells me that it has to be a form of dementia that hits men in, or around, their 50's.
Is it the same for women? Ladies, when you are at the gym, are there middle aged women just wondering around the locker room aimlessly, not wearing a thing but carrying a perfectly good towel in their hand? Im asking because I have hit that age where I know that everything Ive learned about women in locker rooms, during my teens and 20's, is wrong. There are no post workout rub downs, or lingerie pillow fights. I did watch "Real Sex" on HBO for the better part of the 90's and it taught me that most nudists are people that you never want to see naked in the first place. Which brings me back to my original point.
Now some people would try to argue,"Well maybe they are just proud of their bodies". I would argue that point by saying that "One man's treasure is another man's horribly scary sight that now requires a lobotomy to purge it from my memory". I think we can all agree that on one wants to see a 50 year old man naked.
hemi:
LOL...this shit is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true. There's always 40, 50+ plus woman walking around naked whenever I stay to use the sauna. And correct, I DON'T want to see them naked. I'm 31 and at least I throw on some booty shorts if I'm going to be sitting in the sauna.
hemi:
Have a merry x-mas!!! 