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Sunday Jun 12, 2011

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For all future "Paranormal" movies(such as Paranormal Activity, or Paranormal Entity), here are a few tips for surviving.

1)When someone says,"There's something weird going on in this house, CHECK THE FUCKING CAMERAS THAT YOU SET UP!!!!

2) Dont wait until you get dragged across the room by something you cant see, before you get your ass out of the house.

3) Get a priest to bless the house....if that doesnt work, burn the fucking house.

kay:
smile Fire fire fire.
Jun 12, 2011
audrisa:
Lol, thanks. I hope it gets better too!
Jun 13, 2011

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