Go fuck yourself 420ers
Let me start off by saying that Im not against smoking pot. Personally, if thats what you like to do, go for it. I dont care. But do you really need a holiday? Go fuck yourself! Does having a holiday mean you are going to smoke any more or less pot than you wouldve smoked on any other given wednesday? Probably not.
Im a whiskey drinker, thats my thing. Thats what makes me such a ray of fucking sunshine. But I dont need one special day of the year to go out and drink my body weight in Whiskey. I usually do that once every 3 months. But here is the thing, Im not a fucking douche bag about it. I dont pass my Jack and Coke around the bar and ask people if they want a hit of my drink. And when they say no, I dont deliver this gettysburg address about how whiskey expands your mind, and how its not a drug, its a plant. And a plant can't be bad for you, its from the earth.
Tell me something. If pot expands your mind, why can't all the fucking pot heads remember to get out and vote everytime the medical marijuana bill comes around every 2 years. Explain that to me you group of bumble-fucks. Between all the pot heads, medical maijuana advocates, and gluacoma patients, youre telling me that you cant pull together and get that bill passed? Medical Marijuana grossed about $1.7 billion in revenue last year. It was beat out by only one other drug, which was Viagra, which brought in $1.9 billion. But the "expanded minds" cant get together and get this bill passed?
IF POT EXPANDS YOUR MIND, WHY CAN'T SETH ROGAN EVER PLAY A CHARCTER THAT DOESNT SMOKE POT? ARENT YOU AN ACTOR? ISNT YOUR JOB TO MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE???? He just played a CGI space alien, guess what?? THE FUCKING ALIEN EVEN SMOKED POT!!!
Now I know it seems like Im making fun of you guys, and I am, but thats not the point. The point is that you dont need a fucking holiday. There's no "hookers and blow day" is there? You can make the argument for New Years eve, and you'd have a valid point, but its not an official holiday. There's no "Whiskey and Red Heads" day is there?.....
OK, bad example. But you get my point.
So whatever your vice is, and dont kid yourself, anything can be a vice. Whether its pot, alcohol, food, sex, religion...whatever you need to get you through your day, go for it. Just please do me a favor and try not to be obnoxious about it. Whatever youre into, as long as you arent hurting anyone or annoying the shit out of me, I say go ahead and smoke yourself retarded. And if you can get around to it, put out more movies like Half baked, and kill Seth Rogan, and Ill consider us even
Let me start off by saying that Im not against smoking pot. Personally, if thats what you like to do, go for it. I dont care. But do you really need a holiday? Go fuck yourself! Does having a holiday mean you are going to smoke any more or less pot than you wouldve smoked on any other given wednesday? Probably not.
Im a whiskey drinker, thats my thing. Thats what makes me such a ray of fucking sunshine. But I dont need one special day of the year to go out and drink my body weight in Whiskey. I usually do that once every 3 months. But here is the thing, Im not a fucking douche bag about it. I dont pass my Jack and Coke around the bar and ask people if they want a hit of my drink. And when they say no, I dont deliver this gettysburg address about how whiskey expands your mind, and how its not a drug, its a plant. And a plant can't be bad for you, its from the earth.
Tell me something. If pot expands your mind, why can't all the fucking pot heads remember to get out and vote everytime the medical marijuana bill comes around every 2 years. Explain that to me you group of bumble-fucks. Between all the pot heads, medical maijuana advocates, and gluacoma patients, youre telling me that you cant pull together and get that bill passed? Medical Marijuana grossed about $1.7 billion in revenue last year. It was beat out by only one other drug, which was Viagra, which brought in $1.9 billion. But the "expanded minds" cant get together and get this bill passed?
IF POT EXPANDS YOUR MIND, WHY CAN'T SETH ROGAN EVER PLAY A CHARCTER THAT DOESNT SMOKE POT? ARENT YOU AN ACTOR? ISNT YOUR JOB TO MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE???? He just played a CGI space alien, guess what?? THE FUCKING ALIEN EVEN SMOKED POT!!!
Now I know it seems like Im making fun of you guys, and I am, but thats not the point. The point is that you dont need a fucking holiday. There's no "hookers and blow day" is there? You can make the argument for New Years eve, and you'd have a valid point, but its not an official holiday. There's no "Whiskey and Red Heads" day is there?.....
OK, bad example. But you get my point.
So whatever your vice is, and dont kid yourself, anything can be a vice. Whether its pot, alcohol, food, sex, religion...whatever you need to get you through your day, go for it. Just please do me a favor and try not to be obnoxious about it. Whatever youre into, as long as you arent hurting anyone or annoying the shit out of me, I say go ahead and smoke yourself retarded. And if you can get around to it, put out more movies like Half baked, and kill Seth Rogan, and Ill consider us even
tetrisbrokeme:
here fucking here buddy!
audrisa:
agreed!