I know that I havent written about any significant stupidity lately and the other day I realized its because I havent spent any major amount of time with my family. When I need blatant stupidity, my family never disappoints.
First off, I need to give you a little background on my cousin Ernie. Ernie is full blooded Mexican, but somewhere along the line he convinced himself that he was Indian. And I dont mean Mayan, Aztec or Toltec, because if you look back far enough most mexicans are related to one of those 3 tribes in Mexico. (On a side note: I had a relative do the research and I found out that I am decendant from Aztec royalty on my Mom's side. And you guys thought I was just a prick...Nope, Im royalty)
Anyway, Back to Ernie. Ernie has convinced himself that he is Native American. He has even built a sweat lodge in his back yard. So recently I found out that Ernie is on some kind of psych meds (shocking, I know). I dont know what kind he is on, if they are anti-anxiety or what they are specifically, but whatever it is... the dosage is one pill every 30 days.
Well my dumbshit cousin has convinced himsef that if he cuts this one pill into fourths, that somehow this magic pill will last longer and he doesnt have to pay for the prescription as often.
Let me do the dumbshit math real quick:
1 pill = 30 days
1 pill divided by 4 = 120 days
Side effects may include, but are not limited to, mild delusions of being Native American and spending the rest of your life as a complete fuck tard.
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First off, I need to give you a little background on my cousin Ernie. Ernie is full blooded Mexican, but somewhere along the line he convinced himself that he was Indian. And I dont mean Mayan, Aztec or Toltec, because if you look back far enough most mexicans are related to one of those 3 tribes in Mexico. (On a side note: I had a relative do the research and I found out that I am decendant from Aztec royalty on my Mom's side. And you guys thought I was just a prick...Nope, Im royalty)
Anyway, Back to Ernie. Ernie has convinced himself that he is Native American. He has even built a sweat lodge in his back yard. So recently I found out that Ernie is on some kind of psych meds (shocking, I know). I dont know what kind he is on, if they are anti-anxiety or what they are specifically, but whatever it is... the dosage is one pill every 30 days.
Well my dumbshit cousin has convinced himsef that if he cuts this one pill into fourths, that somehow this magic pill will last longer and he doesnt have to pay for the prescription as often.
Let me do the dumbshit math real quick:
1 pill = 30 days
1 pill divided by 4 = 120 days
Side effects may include, but are not limited to, mild delusions of being Native American and spending the rest of your life as a complete fuck tard.
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