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draven7794

Bakersfield Ca

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Saturday Jul 31, 2010

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You know you have a great job when you can watch porn on your ipod while being on a conference call...
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Have you ever wondered what $100 worth of movies looks like from Walmart? I do love the $5 and $7 shelves


I walked out of a store to find that it was going to be difficult to get into my car

The driver of the truck was about 185 years old and started pretending that he was too old to move the truck. After about 20 moniutes of being as patient as I could be, someone else came along and moved the truck for him. I drove away but something felt wrong. I called the store to tell them what happened and found out that this same guy had done this before. Apparently he was about to break my window to get into my car, and if I had walked out of the store 2 minutes later, I would have found my window on the ground and then I would have been forced to kill an old man.

comixbookgurl:
haha wow
Aug 1, 2010
draven7794:
yup, that was all in one week too lol
Aug 1, 2010

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