draven7794

Last night was one of those nights where I was watching completely mindless television before bed. This time, it was Holly's World on E! . In this episode (or at least in the first 2 minutes, because I couldnt stomach anymore) Holly was asked to be the Auctioneer at a bachelorette auction to benefit a Nevada organization that benefits the homeless. She asked her roomate, Laura Croft, to be one of the bachelorettes to be auctioned off.

In her interview, Laura Croft said,"At first I was freaked out. An auction to benefit the homeless? I meant, could I end up on a date with one?

The first 45 seconds of this show was had so many levels of stupid, that I think I had a mini stroke. First of, and this is the easiest for me to process. LAURA CROFT? Why has this bitch not been sued yet?

Secondly, At first I thought she retard was saying that she finally decided to do the auction, so they could wipe out homelessness in Nevada so she would never end up on a date with one. But upon further review, I realized that she was even stupider than I thought.

She thought that "Auction for the Homeless" meant that the homeless were going to be bidding on her. So in her mind, she thought that these people who had no money were going to be bidding on her.

THIS IS WHY I DONT WATCH A LOT OF TV ANYMORE!!!!