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Does Anyone know how to enter the American Ninja Warrior contest? If so, Please let me know. I really want to enter the contest for next year

Its Just Alcohol and Caffeine, fuck you very much.

For those of you who havent heard, the alcohol and energy drink, Four Loco has recently come under fire. Reports are that the beverage has been causing siezures and other dangerous health issues. There have been several reports of college aged kids being taken to hospitals because of this evil devil drink.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! YOU...
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I know that I havent written about any significant stupidity lately and the other day I realized its because I havent spent any major amount of time with my family. When I need blatant stupidity, my family never disappoints.

First off, I need to give you a little background on my cousin Ernie. Ernie is full blooded Mexican, but somewhere along the line he convinced...
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Whats with all the "Stop Bullying" and "Anti-Bullying" PSAs? What ever happened to just punching a bully in the face? Does that not work anymore?


I posted this line on my facebook account and a couple of friends decided to respond by posting news articles about kids who were bullied so badly that they took they're own lives. Im not sure what the intent was...
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Its been a long time since I have posted, so here is my september.

I wrestled a show at the beginning of the month. It went off pretty well except that I jammed my shoulder and none of the 50 people who said they were going to be there showed up. I just now got the pictures posted on this computer so here you go....
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Disneyland truly is the magic kingdom. I heard a grown man use the word "Hella", and I didnt immediately want to punch him in the face. Disneyland is like Paxil

"WOW, You are actually too stupid to take my money"



I know it has always been my opinion that we are getting dumber as a society, but this week I even noticed that the way we run our businesses isnt immune to this disaster.

I went in to ATT this week because Im really interested in the new Blackberry. Now up to this point, I...
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My Girlfriend got a text message yesterday, from a friend who forwarded it to her.

The text was basically this long drawn out soap box sermon about how we should all boycott the premiere of "the Expendables". The reason being that our Governor is in the movie, and since our ecomony is in the toilet and a budget hasnt been passed yet, then we should...
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Zach Snyder directing.
Amazing Special effects.
Hot chicks kicking ass
This movie has everything I love :-)

In the second greatest news story I have ever heard, the headline was "Lesbian prison gangs waiting for Lindsey Lohan". The story isnt great just because Im a pig, but its great because an inmate stated that in prison, the gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to signify they are gay. I immediately thought about all... those Ambercrombie and American Eagle shirts that look...
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