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drave

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Thursday Jan 12, 2006

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blackeyed

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I woke up at 5 this morning because my mom and our roomate where up talking loudly and laughing and I am a light sleeper.



eeek

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I bought my first vibrator yesterday! blush



wink

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I made my favorite treat ever the other day!



shocked

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OH MY GOD THE SUB WAS TRYING TO ESCAPE!!!!!




puke

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I have too much to do today



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zef:
Congrats on the new vibrator. Too bad you can't take it to work to cure the monotony of your boring days. smile
What kind did you get?

That girls mom might not be lost any more but now the girl is missing, at least she didn't show up to work today after her MOM said she dropped the kids off and was on her way to work...????? Then her MOM called later asking if Pam found her cellphone. I said she wasn't there and hadn't ever been there. I forgot to ask, "Oh you aren't missing anymore?". Tomorrow should be interesting because her manager wants to fire her. Heartless bastard.

I am totally loving school. I get to draw a lot and then they tell me to draw at home to. They are offer a once a week figure drawing open session for $5 starting in a week or two. I might start that to get my shit together. If I get good at it, I'll have to make a weekend trip to VA to draw you, after we've met a few times of course. that would be cool.

I still love your use of spoilers. I thought for a second the gummy worms looked like flexible vibrators, then I realized what they were. lol

Bags? I have empty bags everywhere. I take the stuff out of them, then leave the bag sitting around. We would be great together, you could have all my empty bags to put your stuff in!!! lmao.

Your cat jumped on your head? That's funny. Did it scare you or make you laugh?

I think what you kitty is saying when she meows at you is, "Drave, my sweet mommy. You know what would be great? IF YOU WOULD GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED AND FEEEEEEED ME!" I think that's what your kitty is saying. I could be wrong, I only read your interpretation of your kitty's meow not the actual meow. the accent could be completely wrong. Kitty might have said, "there are bugs everywhere. Get up! Get up! They are going to get you!" And see if you and your kitty were from WVA instead of VA, your kitty would have said, "I like sex with tall baba ganoosh in hands pants wearing man." Good thing you aren't from WVA, otherwise I'd have to recommend that you two make a visit to the pet psychic to clear things up between you, because that kitty would obviously need help. miao!!
Jan 12, 2006
zef:
Have you used your new vibrator? Did it meet or exceed your expectations?
Jan 12, 2006

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