man today i caught a great memory from the past. back in college my friends and i would go around to the sorority chicks and say " tickle your cunt with a feather? " to which the usual reply was " what? " then we would say " i just said typical country weather isn't it." of course having a southern drawly accent helped us...
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man it's friday. 
shal:
Yup. Sure is.
reprobate:
Yep. I've been known to go back and think, "Hey, thats so convoluted it doesn't even make sense to me." It happens.
well i got the boys some baby ducks today. they really loved them. there is nothing more special than to come home and hear your child yell " daddy!" and come up and give you a monster hug. it just washes all the world's grime from your mind. 
pip:
*pulls finger*
Ducks for your boys! Cool dad! You know what a really cool dad would get them for their 18th b-day? An sg membership.
I'm so damned funny sometimes.
Ducks for your boys! Cool dad! You know what a really cool dad would get them for their 18th b-day? An sg membership.
I'm so damned funny sometimes.
zardize:
glad you liked the joke. I'm drunk its 1 o'clock got ta get up early for work so i'll try to put another one up. Talk to you later.
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schoolgirl:
That's cool. I have a bs in chem. worked in precious metals analysis for two years. since I changed my focus to fragrances, I am in love with perfumery and couldn't think of wanting something else. hope to go back to school for a doc some day.
gtb:
whatup player big shots! oh hell
ok here is my bitch for the week. i keep hearing all these reports on the supposed natural gas shortage for this winter and how everyone's heating bills are going to be high up north. how about my air conditioning bill down here in freaking tropical jungle land? so hope everyone has a great week.
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reprobate:
Job is good, although things are so crazy I'm having a little trouble implimenting the long term stuff they actually hired me for. I'm getting quite good at managing international travel and scientific equipment permits however. I'm the upper left in the yellow shirt in the picture.
pip:
It's ok. People in warm weather climates do not quite understand. Sorry if I snapped on you, but being a native New Englander it's a touchy subject. I totally understand where you are coming from though and I'm sorry for tweaking.
well this morning i was greeted by a monster hug from Rand. he, i and Perrin all had fun playing chase. father's day .....
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max16characters:
sounds like a good father's day.
racer_x:
Hey man what's goin' on?..yeah i just felt like a namechange...so I did.sorry to cause any undue confusion...sounds like you had great father's day, weird, this was the first father's day without my old man on this planet, but ya know I felt him with me when I was up in the mountains in the rain and fog tryin' to get home..so much in fact I had tp pull over at a lookout and just hang and contemplate for awhile....he was a real sunovabitch sometimes , but was always there for me no matter what....well at least he's cancer free now heh. stay cool bro,and have a great weekend..
rain,rain and more rain today. well we needed it. but 4 inches in one day is enough. guess i have the day off tommorrow now. new motto: i'm a hell bent,100 percent, texan till i die. damn they need a smiley with a cowboy hat.
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racer_x:
right on bro, .. i'm headed down to Knoxville this weekend with the boys for the Honda Hoot...
i'm headed down to Knoxville this weekend with the boys for the Honda Hoot...
coyoteloco:
Right on!
hope everyone has a great week.
7deuce:
saw your username and istantly new what it meant.. awesome books but for god sake i want the next one NOW!!!!
gtb:
haha always doin that!
finally the weekend. i just watched funny cide get his ass kicked in the belmont. i guess the triple crown is going to become some mythical conquest. oh yeah me and rand hatched out 7 baby chicks last night. 
weekly schedule:
monday: wake up, go to work, come home, sleep
tuesday: wake up, go to work, come home, sleep
wednesday: wake up, go to work, come home, choke the chicken, sleep
thursday: wake up, go to work, come home, sleep
friday: wake up, go to work, come home, sleep
monday: wake up, go to work, come home, sleep
tuesday: wake up, go to work, come home, sleep
wednesday: wake up, go to work, come home, choke the chicken, sleep
thursday: wake up, go to work, come home, sleep
friday: wake up, go to work, come home, sleep
i have kind of been on this health kick for a few weeks and tonight i fell off the wagon. i just snorted a bag of m&m's and finished ithem off with 2 dr. pepper's. to hell with cholesterol. 
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wated:
Dr Pepper and M&Ms' won't effect your cholesterol mate....just think of that....
Bacon, kebabs and suchlike will though...trust me...
Bacon, kebabs and suchlike will though...trust me...
wated:
That's comedy genius mate.
I'm still chuckling to myself!
I'm still chuckling to myself!
man another weekend already and the month of may is gone. going to see finding nemo tomorrow 
. oh well rand(my 3 year old) will be ecstatic anyways.
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wated:
So what's this Finding Nemo thing about?
I seem to see people discussing this wherever I go online, but I've never heard of it...is it just out in the US at the moment?
...and if your vibrator idea really works at parties then you must be married to a famous singer....but I don't have that luck unfortunately...
I seem to see people discussing this wherever I go online, but I've never heard of it...is it just out in the US at the moment?
...and if your vibrator idea really works at parties then you must be married to a famous singer....but I don't have that luck unfortunately...
max16characters:
Yeah...i'm a fan of Robert Jordan. Read the whole series twice, but now with crossroads of the Twilights, i'm getting kind of fed up. 700 pages to get nowhere! I think Jordan's gonna die before the series is done.
Thanks for diggin' what i say. I usually can't figure out exactly what i want to say as i'm not all that adept at debating but i know bullshit when i see it you know and i try to be open minded about everything. Most people on the boards seem only to believe the stuff they read which supports their point of view.
You named your son Rand? Well i always thought Elric would be a good name too, but i'd only go that route if my son was albino and had the chance to be ruler of Melnibone. But Rand's a better name than a lot i've come across.
Thanks for diggin' what i say. I usually can't figure out exactly what i want to say as i'm not all that adept at debating but i know bullshit when i see it you know and i try to be open minded about everything. Most people on the boards seem only to believe the stuff they read which supports their point of view.
You named your son Rand? Well i always thought Elric would be a good name too, but i'd only go that route if my son was albino and had the chance to be ruler of Melnibone. But Rand's a better name than a lot i've come across.
Just waiting for my PC to get here. Until then, it's a wonder if I find a place whose computers can actually load up a web page in its entirety twice in a row.