dragonfyre

So I started watching a national geographic documentary on The Lord of the rings. And they mention Frodo for the first time. And I do my gollum voice going "Baggins , what is a Baggins" my mom walks by and just stops by my door and stares at me and goes "you're never moving back out again are you? Like where is your normal level?"

And I go "normal? What is normals?"

Mom goes "this is why you are single" and closes my door