Things have been crazy lately............
I dropped $400 on my fucked up car....and it's still fucked up. When a six cylinder car is running on 2 for so long, apparently, after you fix it, the computer is confused....so it likes to stall out on me at traffic lights and stop signs. Not good when you live in the fan.
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Some asshole broke into Plan9 on Sunday morning at 4:45. So I had to go in and clean up glass, deal with the cops, and call a repair guy to fix the glass. And the dumb fucking criminal just took a couple of charity jars. One for homeless animals, and the other for the indie radio station that our company funds. Dude must have ran off with....maybe $200 max. But wasn't smart enough to grab the $235 Pink Floyd boxset sitting right there. I didn't get home till 8:00-after I had been up all night previous to that at the Pony's/Bloc Party (who fucking suck by the way) show at Black Cat. But it is rad getting into a show that had been sold out for a month.
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That fucked up my whole Sunday. I didn't get jack shit done. All the jack shit that I had planned on doing the Sunday before, but my dumb friend from college decided to come into town and make me hang out and eat and shop with her all fucking day.
And I'm not gonna get jack shit done this Sunday because my mom wants me to come down and pick up some plants for the house that she's had set aside for me, and "talk". She and I still haven't talked since she left me that fucked up 10 minute phone message about me turning into a "tattooed freak" and how I don't know what I'm doing, and she can't support me anymore blah blah blah blah jeeeezus!
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My 'best friend' from high school is getting married in June. I'm the fucking maid of honor. I don't want to be. She and I have NOTHING in common anymore, and this whole wedding shit is turning out to be a HUGE pain in my ass....and wallet.
I've already dropped $200 on a dress and shoes. She didn't even have the care to get me a dress different from the rest of the damn brides maids....so now she wants me to wear a tiara. Great. ' Cause I can afford one.
She knew I was going out of town next weekend. She had know for a while. Well....she decided next weekend would be the bridal shower. Good that I don't have to go...but bad, because now she and her family are going to make me feel bad about not being able to attend. It was her choice....not mine.
So I guess as a 'maid of honor' I'm supposed to plan a 'bachelorette party'. I don't live near her. I don't like doing the same things she does. So her sister-in-laws are planning it. They call me up and want to make me spend a shit ton of MORE money on a two day party. First night sit around in a hotel and watch girlie fucking movies and do each others hair, and fucking dish like we did in middle school.....then the second night they want to rent a fucking STRETCH HUMMER, drive said Hummer to Maryland to go to a MALE strip club (bleh), drive said Hummer back to DC and go clubbing all night. That's going to cost a fortune!!!! PLUS I HATE MALE STRIPPERS....AND I HATE "CLUBBING". Groooossssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck!
Oh, and might I add...she had her mother call me and tell me not to get a tattoo on my arm because I wouldn't be able to get a "good job".
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????????? I don't take that from my own mother, let alone someone elses. Let alone someone elses who has no influence over my own life whatsoever. And who the fuck says I can't get a "good job" even if I wanted to? I HATE CORPORATE WORLD. Why would I want to be subjected to scrunity over a fucking drawing on my skin? GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
I'm thinking of calling 'best friend' up and telling her what for....telling her I won't be 'maid of honor' anymore....where's the 'honor' in respecting my life, and my decisions? And telling her if she wants me to do all that shit for her 'bachelorette party,' she can pay for it...with her nice cushy new Pentagon job.
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And now for the good news.................
My work situation has gotten a hell of a lot better recently. Management has changed, I'm taking on more responsibilities, and actually have the time to do them because with new management, I won't be making up for everyone elses lack of work ethic and motivation, and I won't be cleaning up after everyone else anymore, because our new manager is gonna KICK THEIR ASSES INTO SHAPE!
Among new responsibilities....I'll be making the schedule now....I'll be handling instores-so no more crappy we feel sorry for your shitty local band, here have a stage to play on crap. Only goodness from now on.....I'm shooting for Cheap Trick, Al Green, & the 22-20's so far. The 22-20's are fucking AWESOME. Their debut comes out next this Tuesday. You should go and buy it. Oh, and they're touring with the Black Crowes, you should go to that too.
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I'm going on a mini-vacation next week. 4 days in NY with ma hony to see Elvis Costello and go shopping. And to have lots and lots of sex. We need a vacation.
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I have purple and black hair now. It looks rad, and you should be jealous.
I dropped $400 on my fucked up car....and it's still fucked up. When a six cylinder car is running on 2 for so long, apparently, after you fix it, the computer is confused....so it likes to stall out on me at traffic lights and stop signs. Not good when you live in the fan.
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Some asshole broke into Plan9 on Sunday morning at 4:45. So I had to go in and clean up glass, deal with the cops, and call a repair guy to fix the glass. And the dumb fucking criminal just took a couple of charity jars. One for homeless animals, and the other for the indie radio station that our company funds. Dude must have ran off with....maybe $200 max. But wasn't smart enough to grab the $235 Pink Floyd boxset sitting right there. I didn't get home till 8:00-after I had been up all night previous to that at the Pony's/Bloc Party (who fucking suck by the way) show at Black Cat. But it is rad getting into a show that had been sold out for a month.
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That fucked up my whole Sunday. I didn't get jack shit done. All the jack shit that I had planned on doing the Sunday before, but my dumb friend from college decided to come into town and make me hang out and eat and shop with her all fucking day.
And I'm not gonna get jack shit done this Sunday because my mom wants me to come down and pick up some plants for the house that she's had set aside for me, and "talk". She and I still haven't talked since she left me that fucked up 10 minute phone message about me turning into a "tattooed freak" and how I don't know what I'm doing, and she can't support me anymore blah blah blah blah jeeeezus!
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My 'best friend' from high school is getting married in June. I'm the fucking maid of honor. I don't want to be. She and I have NOTHING in common anymore, and this whole wedding shit is turning out to be a HUGE pain in my ass....and wallet.
I've already dropped $200 on a dress and shoes. She didn't even have the care to get me a dress different from the rest of the damn brides maids....so now she wants me to wear a tiara. Great. ' Cause I can afford one.
She knew I was going out of town next weekend. She had know for a while. Well....she decided next weekend would be the bridal shower. Good that I don't have to go...but bad, because now she and her family are going to make me feel bad about not being able to attend. It was her choice....not mine.
So I guess as a 'maid of honor' I'm supposed to plan a 'bachelorette party'. I don't live near her. I don't like doing the same things she does. So her sister-in-laws are planning it. They call me up and want to make me spend a shit ton of MORE money on a two day party. First night sit around in a hotel and watch girlie fucking movies and do each others hair, and fucking dish like we did in middle school.....then the second night they want to rent a fucking STRETCH HUMMER, drive said Hummer to Maryland to go to a MALE strip club (bleh), drive said Hummer back to DC and go clubbing all night. That's going to cost a fortune!!!! PLUS I HATE MALE STRIPPERS....AND I HATE "CLUBBING". Groooossssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck!
Oh, and might I add...she had her mother call me and tell me not to get a tattoo on my arm because I wouldn't be able to get a "good job".
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????????? I don't take that from my own mother, let alone someone elses. Let alone someone elses who has no influence over my own life whatsoever. And who the fuck says I can't get a "good job" even if I wanted to? I HATE CORPORATE WORLD. Why would I want to be subjected to scrunity over a fucking drawing on my skin? GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
I'm thinking of calling 'best friend' up and telling her what for....telling her I won't be 'maid of honor' anymore....where's the 'honor' in respecting my life, and my decisions? And telling her if she wants me to do all that shit for her 'bachelorette party,' she can pay for it...with her nice cushy new Pentagon job.
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And now for the good news.................
My work situation has gotten a hell of a lot better recently. Management has changed, I'm taking on more responsibilities, and actually have the time to do them because with new management, I won't be making up for everyone elses lack of work ethic and motivation, and I won't be cleaning up after everyone else anymore, because our new manager is gonna KICK THEIR ASSES INTO SHAPE!
Among new responsibilities....I'll be making the schedule now....I'll be handling instores-so no more crappy we feel sorry for your shitty local band, here have a stage to play on crap. Only goodness from now on.....I'm shooting for Cheap Trick, Al Green, & the 22-20's so far. The 22-20's are fucking AWESOME. Their debut comes out next this Tuesday. You should go and buy it. Oh, and they're touring with the Black Crowes, you should go to that too.
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I'm going on a mini-vacation next week. 4 days in NY with ma hony to see Elvis Costello and go shopping. And to have lots and lots of sex. We need a vacation.
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I have purple and black hair now. It looks rad, and you should be jealous.
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