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Friday Apr 01, 2005

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Wow...Teri Schiavo, Mitch Hedberg, and the Pope.

That's the Trifecta to beat all Trifecta's.......

Mitchy's waitin' for Popey to join him and Teri to light it up.

What's the Florida state vegitable?




Teri Schiavo.



I know. I'm going to hell. I don't care. It's funny.
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cheech:
Hey, D! Ack, I cant believe I hadnt posted here yet! I had meant to ages ago. Im not mad at Schiavo jokes per se, but I am in less of that type of humor realm nowadays then again, I love Wonder Showzen, but then again, I dont really like the starving-kids jokes so much any-waz, I meant to tell you I was in Olssons in town and I was lookin around CDs, and I was kinda thinking of getting the new Yo La Tengo semi-best-of, but was like, Eh, I have at least 11 of these songs, maybe more from albums I didnt even dig much, (Painful or Electr-O-Pura), when I came across Link Wrays best-of for like $10, but I was like Well, how many good songs could he have? but I bought it and WOW!! It really roxxk!!! I am a kinda bad-Richard-Gere-movie afficianado (Intersection, Mr. Jones, Officer & a Gentleman, ya know), and the best bad Gere movie by far is Breathless it is in fact almost a good movie, except for like the goofy Silver Surfer crap and, well, Richard Geres acting, but theres this baaad-assss song used a couple times in there as cool driving-around-in-convertible music, and I always thought it was just some LA punks doing a 50s-type instrumental. It seemed too loose, fried, and odd to be an actual old instrumental to me. anyway, its LINK!! Its Jack the Ripper. That is the baadddest aasss song evar! You shoulda like TOLD me or something!! (It is your job, hah!) and also, I dunno, its kinda a sexy song too, is it not? Maybe its just the whole Gere/ Kaprisky sexx-vibe. So anyway, now I know.
Now, please stop making fun of poor Ms. Schiavo; make fun of Tom Delay instead- hes a fucking HYPOCRITE!! He put his dad to sleep, now hes tellin everyone else they cant!

I just like exclamation POINTS!!! today!!

kiss kiss
Apr 4, 2005
johnnyfive:
this entry echos my own thoughts to a key. and that joke....i think i'm in love

kiss kiss you so funny!!! kiss kiss
Apr 4, 2005

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