Well...met with dumbassdickwadrentalagent today. He's changed his tune. He now says he never said he'd let us out, and called the owner to confirm. Dick wads. What the fuck ever. All he said we had to do is write them a letter that says we want our house to be put on the market, and we'll be out as soon as they find someone to take over the lease on August 1. So we wrote him a letter today, and made sure to include that we want ALL of our fucking security deposit back....and if this doesn't work...I'm just gonna have to torch the whole fucking place. I'm so sick of it. Fuck that shit hole. Fuck Remax. And Fuck John Johnson. Yes, that's the dickwads name. What a fuckign dickwadish name for such a fucking dickwad. Anyway, I think they'll be able to rent it out. Like, 4 people have looked at it already, and my roomate said the people that came by today really liked it (fools). So let's keep our fingers crossed.
Ran into someone else famous today...well...not so much ran into, as much as he was bringing in CD's to put on consignment in the local section....do we all remember the Indian from the Village People? Yup, he's gone solo now. He marched himself right up to me at the counter, slapped down a 8x10 glossy, pulled out his sharpie and proceeded to tell me all about his tour, and his new album coming out in the fall, and how he's going to be putting on a huge gayla-I mean-GALA to celebrate, and have pow-wow dancers and everything, after of course his tour with the People in Australia. Then he told me about some japanese herb his friend takes that makes her look years longer because it helps you retain your moisture or someshit, and that how at 50, he needs to preserve that silky tan skin of his. I batted my eyes, and acted all starstruck, until it dawned on me that I should ask him if he ever thought about having firedancers in his show. He totally loved the idea and said he had been needing something new and big, and said he'd totally use me for his big gayla-I mean-GALA, and that he's having all his performers wear these bodysuits with tattoos painted all over them, so I'd get to wear that, but he should just let me paint directly on my body, and screw the bodysuit. Ahhh, his show, not mine, anyway...I think I may be spinning fire for the Indian. How rad would that be?
Ran into someone else famous today...well...not so much ran into, as much as he was bringing in CD's to put on consignment in the local section....do we all remember the Indian from the Village People? Yup, he's gone solo now. He marched himself right up to me at the counter, slapped down a 8x10 glossy, pulled out his sharpie and proceeded to tell me all about his tour, and his new album coming out in the fall, and how he's going to be putting on a huge gayla-I mean-GALA to celebrate, and have pow-wow dancers and everything, after of course his tour with the People in Australia. Then he told me about some japanese herb his friend takes that makes her look years longer because it helps you retain your moisture or someshit, and that how at 50, he needs to preserve that silky tan skin of his. I batted my eyes, and acted all starstruck, until it dawned on me that I should ask him if he ever thought about having firedancers in his show. He totally loved the idea and said he had been needing something new and big, and said he'd totally use me for his big gayla-I mean-GALA, and that he's having all his performers wear these bodysuits with tattoos painted all over them, so I'd get to wear that, but he should just let me paint directly on my body, and screw the bodysuit. Ahhh, his show, not mine, anyway...I think I may be spinning fire for the Indian. How rad would that be?
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djsilverman:
haven't heard from you in awhile. how's life? still want to help with my shoot aug. 1st? Find a place yet? Or a new job?
lilmissmorbid:
Have a great Tuesday sweetie