drago

Rocking my t-shirt that says "whatever"
-Slug

I stayed up too late last night and now I'm tired. I just wrote a really long and self-absorbed entry, but I don't want to be that guy so I erased it.

So, how was your day?

I had sex with two girls on a Sunday, for goodness sake. Consecutively, not simultaneously. I had time to shower and nap in between, lol.

In other news, I wrote a column for my school's paper and they completely edited it and made it not funny or edgy at all. So now I look like some lame douche. Here it is unedited:

The other day...
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I have to get drug tested soon because I am working on a project on Ft. Meade. There's some good news.
Damned girls with their "let's smoke a bowl naked and then do it some more" attitudes, tempting me. I have a real job dammit, I can't be fucking around with this shit.

-I have $666.66 in my bank account right now... Creepy!

-I really want to see Exorcism of Emily Rose this weekend... Scurry!

-My brother brought two girls that he is dating to my apartment to watch the OC last night and made them hang out with each other... Pimpin!

-I got a booty call voicemail at 1:45am last night and didn't return the message because...
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Apparently Apple and Motorola are releasing an iTunes cell phone today. There isn't anything on their websites yet but they might be waiting until some California time or something. That will be pretty cool. It would take a pretty fucking badass perfect phone to get me to give up my Sidekick, but I'm still curious to see what they put out there.
The news lied,...
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Kanye West says that George Bush hates black people. Awesome. I wish he would stop running his mouth so damn much and just make songs. I do like that Kanye is speaking out against homophobia in rap music, that's a brave thing to do. Especially for a rapper that dresses like he does.

Speaking of gay people, I went to a gay goth club on...
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"When he get on, He'll leave yo' ass for a white girl."

-My iPod is completely fucked, I think. I'm going to take it into the store next time I go to the mall and try to get it fixed.

-Redskins play Ravens tomorrow. I'm not much of a sports fan, but this is kind of a big deal. I'm from DC, but I live...
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I had a great birthday. Thanks to everybody who said something to me.

I'm getting the new Kanye cd on my lunch break. I want it so much that it feels like I have to pee.

Hopefully, some good things that I've been working torwards will happen this week.

My co-worker/supervisor is blasting swedish metal on his computer and napping right now. I don't know why he's sleeping now instead of me, I was at the bar until like 1am last night and at work at 7am. I'm sort of working but mostly looking at the new issue of VICE online. I have a subscription but I haven't gotten it in the mail yet,...
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I saw 40 year old virgin yesterday. It was kind of awesome. I liked that the fat perv roommate from "Undeclared" was the guy with the tattoos. I know I'm going to yell "Get out of the road, virgin!" at any of my friends who are near the outside of my car for a long time.

I got the SG DVD in the mail yesterday....
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