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Maybe I'll have internet at my house tomorrow?
er:
did you find someone to drive you to the beach?
cheech:
You might've found a sex act that will divide up the folks, yes. Some they like, some they don't like... fitting into the whole holiday-giving theme.
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Everybody is talking about Valentine's Day lately. They say: "Fuck Valentine's Day" "I heart Valentine's Day" "My man shouldn't need a calendar to tell him to show me that I'm special" "They should have a Steak and Blowjobs day in March, for the guys" etc.....
and I'm just like "You guys are taking away from the significance of Black History Month. Let's talk about George...
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face4radio:
We called it "Freshman Orientation"
jamielee:
Were you really laughing at my "anal" joke, or were you just humoring me?? wink
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Dear company I work for,
If you could go ahead and reimburse me for the $995 I spent on a training class that starts next week, that would be great. You know, whenever you get around to it.
Love,
Drew
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arkane:
So save you a seat?
nycgirl:
L.I is nice, the suburbs you know. There's tons of bars and clubs here as well, but nothing compares to Manhattan. The mix of people and cultures is something that I enjoy a lot, always new spots to go to as well!

I'm hoping to move to closer or in Manhattan, some time this year, but Im too comfortable with this affordable rent.

You must come visit again! plus now you can add +1 friend wink ...thats me of course blush
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I wanted to start a alt-porn website with naked girls with gold and platinum teeth and call it www.SuicideGrills.com but somebody already beat me to the domain name! OMGWTFBBQ!
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jamielee:
er totally serenaded you in your previous journal. Count yourself lucky. Any song where a dude whispers "cheek to cheek" is a keeper.
cheech:
I want to start an alt-porn website called All Of Paul Wall's Hoochies.
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The SGDC party on Saturday night was just as crazy and fun as I had expected. You all are some weird people, in a good way. I can't wait to play guitar hero and connect four again. Also, I want to know who chugged my Bacardi Select, because it was there one minute and gone the next. I brought it for everyone to share so...
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cheech:
I've been WAITING for a pothole-based comedy!
er:
i had never seen that dress you're wearing, or the highlights in your hair that catch your eyes...i had been blind...lady in red.
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Spatula... Spatula... Spatula...


That R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet DVD is so awesome. I can't wait for volume 2!!!
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mrdeity:
It was good to meet you. smile
mnislahi:
it was awesome meeting you! kiss
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Overheard in my office:
"That mayor from New Orleans opened his big mouth again. He's a Democrat; they don't want to accept blame for anything."
OMGWTFLOLZ
cheech:
Yeah, it's true, he's right; I blame the mayor of New Orleans....


I blame him for not going to DC and throttling Bush for draining all the levee-rebuilding money to useless "homeland security" pork spending.
jamielee:
Thanks for putting up with my drunk and annoying ass last night. But it was nice seeing you!!!! smile
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Here's an example of how unfair the world is. I'm considered a "manager" at work now and most of what I do is sit at my computer. The guys in the field work with steel and solder on ladders all day. Yet because I'm a "manager" MY health insurance costs like ten dollars less a week than the field guys. Even though I'm in harms...
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belllla:
I've now gone through THREE sidekicks. Yeah. THREE.

Fucking crack, I swear. wink I blame you. tongue
bredoteau:
Did you end up going to the Ellicott City thing?

I'm gonna go to Karaoke this week.
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I have a love-hate relationship with Netflix. I feel like I never have movies even though I'm signed up for 5 at a time. I think all the holidays lately have been fucking up the mail and that's what the problem is. Mostly I'm just salty that there is a "very long wait" for R. Kelly: Trapped in the Closet. Also, do they only send...
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cheech:
I'd figure they'd have copies of R Kelly out the wazooee.
er:
nice meeting you tonight, very very very tall boy.
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I'm home from my cruise. It was kind of awesome.


PS. 2005 was great. Possibly the best year of my life so far.
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bredoteau:
Do you want to go to this Ellicot City party (see the thread in Charm City) on Saturday? I'm moving out of Baltimore on Feb. 1, so it'd be cool to hang out a few more times before then.
bredoteau:
That's awesome. It was a fantastic movie. I loved it from the moment the guy lit his hand on fire.