I didn't go out tonight because I felt like I had a fever. Instead I rented a movie called The Hillz and ate some codeine. I feel a lot better now. The Hillz was hilarious, but it wasn't supposed to be. I rented it because the box called it a mix of boyz N the hood, the OC, and a clockwork orange. I don't know how that combination could fail. And it had Paris Hilton in it. She played a rich, vapid, tan cocktease. She was very convincing, her acting coach must have been proud that she was able to make such a stretch .