My Netflix movies are totally slowing down, this is bullshit. The conspiracy is true. I've told enough people how awesome Netflix is that they should give me good service just based on referals alone. Damn corporations, with their for-profit business practices and their... make-out parties.
Tonight I'm going to listen to Elliot Smith records and tear up pictures of ex-gfs and also, take a bunch of new Myspace pics with my camera phone and then eat some ice cream really fast until I get a headache and then um, drink a whole bottle of wine and leave slurred messages on my business associates' office voice-mails.
Jk, the opposite of that.
Tonight I'm going to listen to Elliot Smith records and tear up pictures of ex-gfs and also, take a bunch of new Myspace pics with my camera phone and then eat some ice cream really fast until I get a headache and then um, drink a whole bottle of wine and leave slurred messages on my business associates' office voice-mails.
Jk, the opposite of that.
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er:
whew...i'm glad i'm not a business associate. and also that you don't have my phone number. i repeat: whew.
arkane:
Beats blockbuster... they never invite to their parties.