drago

I just joined Netflix. I probably won't leave the house anymore.

Here's a creepy survey:
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?

I will now.

{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
No

{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Heroin


{4} shot or stabbed?
Getting shot 9 times is hot right now



{5} Asphyxiated or exsanguinated?
Getting my blood drained would be sexy

{6} drowned or buried alive?
That's a tough call. Drowning would be faster, I guess.


{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Blunt-force

{8} poisoned or overdosed?
OD

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking away at you
Virus


{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
OD


{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Rats


{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
I would hate for my death to be an accident


{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
Hitman


{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Dying in a plane crash would be such a rush

{15} killed in your home or away from home?
Away

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
Sleep

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Someone that knew me

{18} what do you want done with your body when you die? Whatever is cheapest. Spending money on dead people is stupid.

{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church -
The Ottobar, Two-for-Tuesday

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Put my iPod on random.

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
I want to be cremated, because I think that's cheaper than burial, then put into the extra shoelace bag that comes with a pair of Nike Dunks.

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
Derek Zoolander

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
Open Bar!!!

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or rememberd and hated?
Hated on

{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Die loved, duh